Hey! I'm back! I know this story isn't the songfic that I told you guyz to look out for, but this just popped into my head at the last minute, and it will probably be my funniest story yet. I know I put romance as one of the genres for it...but there's only a lil bit of it in here. The majority is comedy. And...if this reminds you at any point of those annoying Tag body spray for guys commercials...this story was inspired by them. I'm laughing right now just thinking about it! xD (giggles insanely) Well yeah, here you go!

ch. #1: The chemist who found the formula!

"Whut you doin' master?"

Gir had his head cocked to the side as he watched Zim pour a neon blue mixinto two separate test tubes. He had been watching for about four hours now. And he was getting on Zim's last nerve. He shuddered. "For the 234,578,600,000th time...I'm mixing a formula that will help me get rid of Dib!"

Gir stopped.

"Ooooooohhh! Really?"

Zim's eye was starting to twitch. Gir was driving him insane. "YES REALLY!" he yelled. Gir replied with another Ooooh.

"I like getting rid of things! Like that CD I flushed down the toilet yesterday!"

Zim stopped working immediately. "What?"

"You know! The one with all those security networking plans on it! I flushed it down the toilet! It went around and around and around and around..."

"YOU DID WHAT? GODDAMMIT GIR!" Zim jumped up, flipping the small working table with Gir ontop of it over. He ran up the stairs, praying that Gir hadn't done what he had just told him. He ran to the bathroom, where he slipped and landed on his back on the wet floor. The toilet had overflown. There was water everywhere. He jumped up and peered under the porcilin lid. There was something round and shiny in the bottom. Zim screamed and dove in head first, retreiving the disk...erm half of it anyways. The other half must've gone down successfully.

Gir was just getting up from under the work table when Zim came bursting through the lab door panting and steaming.

"HEY! YOU'RE ON FIRE!" he screamed.

"Whu? AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" Zim ran in circles around the lab. Gir jumped up and followed him.

"I'M RUNNING! I'M RUNNING! WWWWWEEEEEEEEE!"

Zim was now rolling around on the linolium, screaming in agony. Gir just copied his every mood stupidly.

"GIR! GIR! PUT THE FIRE OUT! AAAHHH!"

Gir jumped up. What did the humans do to put fires out again? Oh yeah...they poured water on the flames and they went out. He looked around. There wasn't any water. He scanned the room and he grabbed one of the viles with the blue liquid in it. He ran over to Zim quickly and dumped it on him. The flames went out...but Zim wasn't very happy.

"GIR! THIS FORMULA HASN'T BEEN TESTED YET!"

Yeah...the first chapter was kind of short. But the next one will be funny! Its got everyone else in it so yeah! Anyways R&R!