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Percy Jackson was sitting at his desk watching YouTube. He clicked on a vIDeO cAllEd e N g L A n d iS m Y C i T y

All of a sudden, the dankness overcame pErCY and he started yelling "yOU kNoW iT's nICk cRuMpEt aNd mY m0M's mArRy p0PpInS!"

aNnAbEtH came running in. "n0 I cAn't rAp aNd yEs I d0 n0t fIt iN!" Yelled aNnAbEtH. All of a sudden, the computer exploded with memes. ' n A h B u T d I D i T F e E l G 0 o d T h 0 u G h ? ' t H a dankness was destroying everyone. Then, all over the state people were getting overtook by the dankness. All of a sudden, RiceGum's head came over the whole state, and everyone could here it ' ' n A h B u T d I D i T F e E l G 0 o d T h 0 u G h ? ' ' RiceGum said. Then, everybody started yelling ' ' n A h B u T d I D i T F e E l G 0 o d T h 0 u G h ? ' ' Then the Minecraft parody of asian Jake Paul started playing. "I wanna mine ores. Cuz I'm mining and I want to dig all this. But it's cool. After digging it, I'll mine all the lapis." Then Durv came out and started yelling "Wanna join my free giftcard giveaway? Subscribe to my channel, like the video, turn post notifications on, and say in the comment section below, I subscribed."

Then a bunch of Fag Paul fanboys came out. "Oh flip! This guy about to flip us up!" Yelled one of the Fag Paul fanboys. Than the most fire song came on.

"Play Minecraft mine diamonds"

"Play Minecraft mine diamonds"

To be continued...

That's a wrap. Let me know if you can keep your ores in your chest or not. Here's my outro song:

https/youtu.be/BMEnQe6JQYQ