The Do's and Don'ts of Living With the Cast Of Yu-Gi-Oh

Cast involved:

Yami, Yugi, Atem, Marik, Malik (Melvin), Autumn, Satu, Me (Shadow), Ryou, Bakura, Pegasus, Zorc, Mokuba, Tristan, Tea, Joey, Mr. Moto, Duke Devlin, Seto, Seth (more to come)

I will post these 20 at a time ^^

Rule 1: Never attempt to play Operation in front of Yugi, Ryou or Marik.
(They will completely flip out and Items will fly)
(Yami was so not happy with my choice of party games)

Rule 2: Do not touch your nose with your tongue.
(I have never seen the others so disgusted in my entire life)
(Who knew that Autumn had that long of a tongue?)
(Yami made tons of comments about her tongue, all of which cannot and will not be repeated)

Rule 3: When bored, never take a squirt gun filled with glue, spray people and then cover them with feathers and sing the chicken song. BAD IDEA!
(Seto was never so ticked in his entire life)
(Tristan is still scared of glue)

Rule 4: The limbo is not a good idea.
(Never seen Malik bend over backwards before)
(I swear I heard something crack)

Rule 5: Puppies are never allowed in Seto's office.
(Man, was he so ticked when his papers were shredded)
(I told him she'd make a great paper-shredder)
(He banned me from playing Duel Monsters with the holographic projectors for a month. A MONTH!)

Rule 6: NEVER tape 'kick me' to the back of a spectral or human (though how it stuck to Bakura's back I'll never know…)
(Satu didn't accept my apology)
(I was grounded for a month)
(Yami thought it was hilarious and kept kicking everyone)
(Kicking a spectral is just…weird)

Rule 7: Always bring a brush for your hair.
(You do NOT want Malik or Bakura to help you in that area)

Rule 7.5: Don't resort to letting any evil guy brush your hair.
(You'll end up looking like a female Malik…or Bakura. Dangerously sexy, but scary)

Rule 8: Pink paint is not allowed when Atem is around.
(Yugi's grandpa got me cleaning it off the floors for a week)
(Seth's face never looked so great!)

Rule 9: Jurassic Park movies are now forbidden also.
(Man, Mokuba flipped out when he watched that)
(Malik never screamed higher in his entire life)
(Autumn, Satu, Yami and Yugi thought that was hilarious)

Rule 10: Never buy Zorc a goldfish.
(He gets attached quickly)
(The fish died of suffocation from lack of water)

Rule 11: Never attempt to watch James Bond.
(Ryou thought he was Bond for over two weeks. We kept getting freaked when he appeared in our bedrooms-doors locked. I was fine with it, hhough ^^;)
(Pegasus couldn't stop humming the theme songs)

Rule 12: Alcohol + Yami = STRANGE SIGHTS
(Man, I've never seen a Pharaoh's butt shake so wildly)
(The hospital kept him in the Med-Bay for 24 hours)
(Autumn could only stare)
(I got slapped for counting how many abs he had while he was 'modeling' on the table)

Rule 13: Never give Satu anything shiny.
(She will go collect every Millennium Item)
(And proceed to unlock all their powers to unknowingly destroy the world)
(All while sitting on a table with them floating around her head and saying 'shiny')

Rule 14: Do not sew Seto into a dog-suit and refuse to get him out of it.
(He will KILL you)
(Joey thanked me later for avenging him)
(The pictures sold for tons on Ebay)

Rule 15: Mokuba is not old enough for a girlfriend.
(Poor kid came home crying after she kissed him)
(He declared himself gay shortly afterwards)
(Bakura started hitting on him)
(Mokuba stopped being gay rather fast)

Rule 16: Never curl Pegasus' hair.
(Though it scarily suited him)
(He started wearing dresses)
(I straightened it again quickly)
(He's fine now)

Rule 17: Butterflies are banned from being brought inside the house.
(We didn't know Malik was terrified of them)
(Satu managed to peel him off the roof several hours after it had been removed)

Rule 18: Don't attempt to insult Seto in another language.
(He's a walking talking freakin' bilingual dictionary!)
(If it's bad enough, he'll insult you in a language you don't know, and refuse to translate till you kiss his feet)

Rule 19: Adult manga is now banned in the house.
(We caught several nameless people attempting to reenact certain scenes)
(Autumn joined in)
(All manga was immediately burnt)
(Atem threatened to send me to the Shadow Realm if I even got within 20ft of his collection)

Rule 20: Never, under any circumstance, give Mokuba coffee.
(He will total everything and anything around him)
(We now have a bomb shelter in the backyard, just in case it happens again)
(Zorc wanted to recruit him)

Next 20 to be uploaded soon!