Kunai With Chain

I thought this up while talking with TwilightWolf183 and Gdechert 007 in a skype call.

This is being told in Naruto's Point of View if your wondering.

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So yeah, one day Sakura-chan walked up to me and was like, "Let me see your Kunai." Now I looked at her kind of funny. You know the type of funny look you give someone when they say something weird. But then she kept insisting that I whip my Kunai out, so I did. And boy, when she saw my Kunai, she kind of blushed. It was like she had never seen one so perfect. "Wow, your Kunai is perfect, how'd you get it to look like that?" she asked me with wide eyes. "Well," I said to her, "I take my kunai to Tenten and she does things to mine that should seem illegal." Sakura then proceeded to take out her kunai. "Wow," I muttered, "Your kunai look like you stabbed it into something hard a couple of times. Lets take it to Tenten so we can get your kunai fixed just right."

So we head down to Tenten's shop and lo and behold, we see Tenten working on Neji's Kunai right on the table. I have never seen someone's kunai get worked so vigorously before in my life. I walked right up to Tenten, and she said to me, "I'll handle you both in a minute, I'm kind of busy."

So we waited as she worked on his kunai. And when she was done, Neji asked if he could come again, and she said yes. So he put his kunai back into his pants and walked out of the shop. Then Tenten turned to us and said, "What can I do for you?"

"Sakura's kunai needs a good once over," I said as Sakura pulled out her kunai for Tenten to see. Tenten looked almost hurt as she saw Sakura's equipment. "You don't take care of your Kunai often do you?"

"I do once a night but since I've been on missions, I haven't polished my kunai in a few days."

"Polished, you need a full maintenence job on this one."

"Oh...how much?"

"I'll do this one for free, but next time, I'm charging." And so Tenten got to work on Sakura's Kunai. And let me tell you, watching Tenten do her job was like watching an artist at work. The way she worked her hands was magical. Made me want to get my Kunai worked on again; It'll definitely be worth the cost.

After an hour or so, Tenten finished and Sakura put her kunai back in her pants. Sakura thanked us both and went home. Tenten turned to me and I turned to her. Then she aske me, "We still on for sex later?"

I reply to her, "Its a promise...believe it."

THE END