Disclaimer: I don't own Love Hina or the song Gump
Kei parody of Gump by Weird Al Yankovic
Kei sat alone on a bench in the park
I am so very screwed he would causally remark
taking a break with his hands in his pockets
He just kept on saying I am not a pervert
He's Kei He's Kei
What's in his head?
He's Kei He's Kei He's Kei
Is he brain dead?
Kei was a big celebrity
He said he's the only guy that can really really fly
He never felt that great because
his girl told him to get his hands off her chest you stupid perv
He's Kei, He's Kei
He's kinda square
He's Kei, He's Kei He's Kei
What's with that goofy face?
Run... run... run, run, now Keitaro
Run... run... watch out for those psychopaths now
run.. run... run, run, now Keitaro
RUN!... ouch!
His friend Kitsune was a sake loving girl
the girl with the sharp sword he called Motoko Aoyama
His girlfriend Naru was basically a bitch
They all went to the seaside teahouse and he ripped off Naru's shirt
He's Kei , He's Kei
He's not too bright
He's Kei, He's Kei, He's Kei
But he's alright
Is this guy out of his head?
I think so
Is this guy going insane?
I think so
Did this guy get lots of beatings?
I think so
And that's all I have to say about that
END
If you like this then check my other song parodies
Hinata Sou
Perverted Boy
Perverted Idiot
Promise of 1985