Hooch uncorked the special lubricant Snape concocted specifically for this occasion. She slid the viscous green liquid around the shaft of the Nimbus 2000, her hands trembling with ecstasy. As she lay back on her coordinately placed pillows, she allowed the magical broom to enter her; the awkward shape of the tip only adding to the raw heat of her passion. Easily it went in, as this was not Hooch's first endeavor (and certainly not her last), and she moaned deeply with it's passing.
et cetera et cetera