Hello, my name is Naruto Uzumaki, and I've just woken up in an unfamiliar bed.
How this has happened is unknown to me at the moment, and that scares me, not like the mobs vehemently trying to kill me at a very young age with anything they can find, but still scary enough to wake me instantly. Then I feel a person moving next to me, and all I can do is stare, as Ino Yamanaka rises into a sitting position in the bed that I'm guessing is hers.
I can't move a muscle as she yawns cutely, stretching up and out and my eyes nearly pop out of my head at the sight of her breasts swinging gently. Then she turns to me and winks, saying "Did you have fun last night Naruto?" in a seductive purr that sets my body on fire and knocks me dumb as a post.
All I can do is gibber incoherently at her until she giggles and kisses me, knocking me back from heaven and Kami herself, to Ino's amusement. Then all the memories from the previous night rush to fill the gap that had been nagging at me since I woke up. Then I tackled her to the bed causing her to squeal and then mewl in pleasure as I kissed her soundly, repeatedly.