Through the Fire and the Flames.
Athor's Note: Dis is a Fan Fic I'm riting with my BFF. It's gonna be the best ever. If you don't like it STFU B/C it be the best, and if you don't like it U R a lame losser.
I'm Amethyst Jadia Gates. I'm a sixteen year old mutant and I'm pretty bitchn' if I do say so myself. My mutant power showed up when I only ten and I've been struggling with it ever cents. My mutant power is invisabuility. Which is pretty cool and all when I want to go and F with the other Brotherhood members but it can be a really raw deal too. It's hard to get anybody to notice me.
I should be pretty noticeabule too because I have a long hot pink Mohawk that hangs down to my sholders and the most vibrating purple eyes. But even that just doesn't make me stand out. People just walk right past me on the street all the time. When it started happening my parents shunned me and called me an f'ing freak. So I ran away from home.
Magneto (Who I like to call Papa Fridge Magnet) found me, and took me in. So now I'm a loyal Brotherhood member. Or I was until one fateful day in October.
It was getting close to Halloween and Papa Fridge Magnet was't been by the brotherhood house in a while. We were all getting kind of itchy for a fight but he said to wait for him to give us orders before we made a move to attack the X-men loosers.
I woke up that morning and went down stairs. Blob (I call him Pillsbury) was in the kitchen making breakfast when I came in, I was wearing a neon green leather mini skirt and a low cut tank top. Pillsbury didn't notice me till I poked him hard in the arm with my index finger. He jumped and almost spilled the bacon he was cooking, which would have been an f'ing shame because I L-O-V-E, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, bacon. (Eggs suck tho.)
"Wholy crap Ami! You scared me."
"Sorry Pillsbury," I said and looked in the pan, "Whats for breakfast?"
"Bacon," she said lamely and poored the bacon into a plate. I picked up one of the still sizzling pieces of bacon and put it in my mouth. It burned my tounge but I didn't care because it made me feel alive.
"I think im'ma go to the mall to buy some new CDs you want to come with me?"
Pillsbury shrugged his massive sholders, "I don't see why not."
"Good," I said and went to the front hallways and grabbed my bag and put on my faded and patched denim jacket. It's a light blue with patches all over it of other fabrics and colors, it's really f'ing cool with my hair. Pillsbury joined me with a bacon sandwitch clenched between his teeth. I wrapped a scarf around my neck and we walked outside. We didn't talk while we walked to the mall. To be honest I think about half way there Pillsbury forgot I was there.
Any way we got to the mall and we went right to the record store where I started looking through the CDs.
"Why are we even buying CDs?" Pillsbury asked, "Why don't you just take them?"
"That's illegal," I said and pulled out a Dragonforce CD. I have loved that band forever. Way before they were on RockBand and I can sing all their songs but I left all of their CDs at my parent's house when I ran away. I just couldn't live without they're music anymore.
Pillsbury rolled his eyes and looked threw some of the CDs, "So are you like, into this Dragonforce shit?"
"It's not shit. It's really powerful music. It's beautiful. It speaks to me. You're just to lame to understand it."
"I'm not lame," he said and looked away. I stuck out my priced tong at him. Then we saw them. Two x-men girls. Jubilee and Kitty.
"Like omg! I love Niki Manaje!" Kitty squealed to Jubilee.
"She just like totally gets everything about being a girl our age." Jubilee said back.
"oh yeah."
I gagged. Niki Manaje doesn't understand anything about what it's like to be me. Everything about her is just so over the top. I caught Pillsbury checking them out.
"Hey buttface," I said glowering at him, "thier the enemy."
He shrugged again, "I know that, but their still hot." I made a face at him.
"hey," he said, "go all invisabule and F' with them."
"You do it," I said putting my fists on my hips.
"I can't turn invisabule, duh."
"shut up." I flipped him the middle finger and faded into nothing. I set my CDs down and walked over to Jubilee and pantsed her. She screamed and went to grab her pants. While Kitty was buissy laughing at her 'friend' I pantsed her too! HAHA! They both got red as watermelons and I ran back to Pillsbury and we laughed. It was fun until I couldn't change back from being invisabule. I sighed heavily and handed Pillsbury my CDs, "Buy these for me."
"No way man, besides, I don't have any money."
I glared at him, but he couldn't see, "at least pick up my clothes so we can walk home." I had to walk all the way home totally naked! When we got back Toad (Who I call Toad because it's pretty accurate actually) met us at the front door.
"Magneto is back," he said hopping up and down, "He's calling a meeting in the livingroom. Blob? Have you seen What's-her-face? We can't find her anywhere."
"It's Shadow-Ninja (they call me that because even when I'm invisabule you can still see my shadow) to you Toad," I said ramming my fist into the side of his head and taking my clothes from Pillsbury. I put them back on and walked into the livingroom with the guys. Toad rubbed his head because I'm pretty strong and I hit him pretty hard.
Papa Fridge Magnet looked at all of us. He rested his chin on his fist and didn't speak for a long time. Then with a hevy sigh he began, "My children, now is the time."
My heart raced.
"Now is the time we move against the X-men. We're going to asalt them. At the county fair. Tonight!"
We cheered. This was the most exsiting thing that had happened in months. Papa got up and handed out packedges out to all of us. Each one was in a black box. We opened them and I we found our costumes in them. Mine was a black leather leotard. It had a deep v-neck that came down to my bellybutton. "Sweet." I said. When I pulled the Costume out of the box there underneath it was a wicked looking dagger. It had a bitchn' Chinies dragon handle where the eyes were blood red rubys. And in the open mouth it was holding a crystal. The blade was one of those knives that has the curves in it so it looks like a snake slithering.
"Wow," I said, "This is so BadA."
Papa Fridge Magnet smiled at me and patted my sholder, "I made it specialy for you using my powers." This was the coolst gift I was ever been givin.
We left that night all dressed in our costumes and when we got to the fair we got out of the Brotherhood Van (I like to call it the Bro-mobile) and we walked threw the crouds. When we saw the X-men they were looking at the prize winning cows. There was Jubilee and Kitty (who were both wearing belts) and Scott Summers was there too. He was wearing a button up white shirt and slacks as well as his stupid glasses. (He thinks they make him look so cool but they just make him look like even more of a poser.)
I gripped my knife tighter and eyed them, "Are we ready to go?" I asked Avalanch (Who I call Rocky)
He shook his head and held out a hand, "We have to wait for Magneto, he's still parking the Van." We waited for him for a while and watched the X-men from the funnel cake stand because who doesn't LOVE funnel cake? The Squar Summers and the Twins were joined by a tall thin black woman with long white hair and this super hot guy. He was really buff and he had jet black hair that was spiked up in two big spikes. He wore a black leather jacket and torn jeans. He also had on a white tank-top and a set of dog tags. He had big manly sideburns and he was smoking cigar! Swoon! He was so cool looking and I found myself wondering what he was doing hanging out with the looser squad.
Just then the faris wheel was crushed into a tiney ball. Everybody screemed and I laughed. The hot guy looked around and The Square pointed at Papa Fridge Magnet and shouted, "Magneto! X-men It's time to fight!"
They all ripped off their clothes to reveil their costumes which were all bright blues and yellows. Except the hot guy who just took off his jacket and hung it on the fence. He then made a fist and six metal claws shot out of this hands. They were gleaming bright in the lamp lights of the fair and there were three on each hand. SWOON! Rocky shouted to attack and we rushed the X-men. I attacked Kitty by punching her in the face. She stumbled backwards. I jumped up and kicked her in the jaw with my combat boot and she fell over the small fence into some cow poo. I started to go over the fence to finish her off with my cool new dagger when the hot guy grabbed me from behind and pulled me off the feance. His hands were really big and strong! (Swoon!) He tossed me back a couple of feet and I launched myself towards him to attack him.
"I don't want to hurt you kid." He growled.
"I'm not a kid!" I yelled and turned invisabule. I slipped out of my leotard and kicked off my combat boots. It was mostly dark by this point because The Square had accsidently blasted most of the lamps in our area trying to shoot Papa Fridge Magnet so I didn't have to worry about him seeing my shadow. But when I ran up to punch him in his sexy face – HE BLOCKED MY PNCH! "How did you!" I sputtered.
"I'm the Wolverine. I'm the best at what I do, and what I do is kick ass!" He said to me and sliced at me with his claws. I dodged just in time tho. This guy was really good. Just then Magneto called for us to retreat so I grabbed my clothes and ran back to the bro-mobiel. We all jumped in and I slipped back into my Leotard and pulled back on my boots. We drove home in silence.
"Its alright my children,"Magneto said, "We'll get them next time."
Then we all went to bed.