I dont own weiss kreuz.... but i do own koneko, so if you want to use her,
ask me first.... okies?! on with the fic!
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"I cant believe I let you talk me into going here with you Schuldig," Yohji said over the music.
"Sure you can, this is just a new place to meet women, and we both know you love to get laid.." Schuldig said in his defence," and you always did love a challenge" he continued pointing in the direction of the girl dancing in one of the caged platforms.
" What makes you think she'd be a challenge for the koudo charm?" he asked arrogantly.
Schuldig almost laughed at his friend's ego "Go ahead hot shot, but I bet that your lines and charm will get you nowhere with her."
/well, well, well... if it isnt the guilty one... having fun in my mind schuldig?/ i thought to myself when i saw schuldig enter the club. /what's with the blonde? he seems full of himself/.
/well, katzechen, that's because he is full of himself..feel like traumatizing him liebe?/ schuldig's inner voice asked mischeviously.
/you know how i love to shock people, schu.. what do i have to do?/ i asked as i turned towards him, and winked in their direction.
/all you have to do is be yourself.../ Schuldig replied.
/you mean, tell him that lines get nothing and ask him if he wants to screw?/
/basically../
/consider it done.../
"hello, beautiful" Yohji said, laying it on thick.
"hello, concieted" I replied, then turned to Schuldig and pretended i didn't know him " and what's your name, honey?" i asked /hows that for a shocker?/ i thought as i winked at him where yohji couldnt see.
"the name's Schuldig, baby, and this is my friend Yohji" he said, making introductions with a smirk /that was good, but now you gotta really shock him and suggest sex as blatently as possible/ "whats you name, babe?"
"the names koneko.. so is this going to be a threesome, or are we gonna take turns?" i asked with a grin /how's that, schuschu?/
/what the hell?! Schuldig, is she a hooker or something? I can't believe she just said that/ Yohji said to schuldig telepathically while his jaw was dropped in shock.
/you can drop the act and laugh like i know you want to now katzechen/ schuldig said to koneko telepathically while conuvlsing with suppressed laughter.
once that was said, koneko and schuldig nearly collapsed onto each other, they were laughing that hard.
"you *giggle* actually *gasp* fell *snicker* for that" koneko and schuldig said at the same time before looking at each other and falling to the floor in a pille of limbs and giggles, leaving one very schocked and confused yohji koudo standing in the middle of the dance floor looking like an idiot.
yohji managed to gather his wits about him, then stomped his foot and yelled "what the fuck do you two crackheads find so goddamn amusing" like a petulant child...
end chapter one
who is koneko? how does she know schuldig? she slept with who?!?! find out in the next chapter (whenever i get around to writing it)
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"I cant believe I let you talk me into going here with you Schuldig," Yohji said over the music.
"Sure you can, this is just a new place to meet women, and we both know you love to get laid.." Schuldig said in his defence," and you always did love a challenge" he continued pointing in the direction of the girl dancing in one of the caged platforms.
" What makes you think she'd be a challenge for the koudo charm?" he asked arrogantly.
Schuldig almost laughed at his friend's ego "Go ahead hot shot, but I bet that your lines and charm will get you nowhere with her."
/well, well, well... if it isnt the guilty one... having fun in my mind schuldig?/ i thought to myself when i saw schuldig enter the club. /what's with the blonde? he seems full of himself/.
/well, katzechen, that's because he is full of himself..feel like traumatizing him liebe?/ schuldig's inner voice asked mischeviously.
/you know how i love to shock people, schu.. what do i have to do?/ i asked as i turned towards him, and winked in their direction.
/all you have to do is be yourself.../ Schuldig replied.
/you mean, tell him that lines get nothing and ask him if he wants to screw?/
/basically../
/consider it done.../
"hello, beautiful" Yohji said, laying it on thick.
"hello, concieted" I replied, then turned to Schuldig and pretended i didn't know him " and what's your name, honey?" i asked /hows that for a shocker?/ i thought as i winked at him where yohji couldnt see.
"the name's Schuldig, baby, and this is my friend Yohji" he said, making introductions with a smirk /that was good, but now you gotta really shock him and suggest sex as blatently as possible/ "whats you name, babe?"
"the names koneko.. so is this going to be a threesome, or are we gonna take turns?" i asked with a grin /how's that, schuschu?/
/what the hell?! Schuldig, is she a hooker or something? I can't believe she just said that/ Yohji said to schuldig telepathically while his jaw was dropped in shock.
/you can drop the act and laugh like i know you want to now katzechen/ schuldig said to koneko telepathically while conuvlsing with suppressed laughter.
once that was said, koneko and schuldig nearly collapsed onto each other, they were laughing that hard.
"you *giggle* actually *gasp* fell *snicker* for that" koneko and schuldig said at the same time before looking at each other and falling to the floor in a pille of limbs and giggles, leaving one very schocked and confused yohji koudo standing in the middle of the dance floor looking like an idiot.
yohji managed to gather his wits about him, then stomped his foot and yelled "what the fuck do you two crackheads find so goddamn amusing" like a petulant child...
end chapter one
who is koneko? how does she know schuldig? she slept with who?!?! find out in the next chapter (whenever i get around to writing it)