Life is full of surprises.

Unfortunately, I hate surprises.

"Welcome to Alice Academy, Kata Aratani. I hope you will come to like this school as it will be your new home." says the teacher with glasses. His appearance is sharp and his expression is grim. My friends at home would have described him as "Scary monster who might teach math"! Cue the shudder. We are walking down a hallway. I can hear faint voices from the classes all around.

If I had the power of super-hearing maybe I could know what the lessons were about, but no. My alice is super-hearing. It is much worse.

Words from the Elementary School Principle repeat in my head as he inducted me into the, "Dangerous class".

Aratani, you are now under my protection but I require services in return.

I shudder. Disregarding the incident that happened only minutes before.

That dude is a creep.

Scary monster man opens the door to my new classroom. I mentally prepare myself for anything. Introduction, questions(Oh God the questions), and lastly...the isolation. All of this must go to plan. Though I rather it didn't.

In those few seconds of the doors opening, I felt a wind of...an undesirable feeling. Then reality hit as I gaze upon a hurricane known as students. Honestly it was the craziest crap I have ever seen. Kids were flying, some were doing...weird ass shit, and screaming at each other. Particularly two girls. One with a black perm and the other with light brown ponytails.

My final thought before entering was,

I regret ever saving my brother for this shit.