Seacne 1: Blood
(See Title)
SĂ©ance 2: London
(There's a sailor named Anthony Hope. Who is looking at London like there's no tomorrow. Then there's a other man named Sweeney Todd. He's looking at London like his pissed off.)
Anthony: (Singing) London how I love you.
Sweeney: Just fuck off already.
Anthony: What do you mean?
Sweeney: Never mind.
Anthony: Okay. (Goes back to singing.) Londonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
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Sweeney: I wonder how long he can hold out that note?
Anthony:nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn(Breathes)
Sweeney: If you start again I will hurt you.
Anthony:nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn(Sweeney hits him multiple times.) Ow.
Sweeney: I told you.
Anthony: Aren't you supposed to be singing about a barber and his wife?
Sweeney Oh yeah, but I don't want to you ruin to whole mood.
Anthony: How?
Sweeney: By holding out that note.
Anthony: But I didn't mean to.
Sweeney: To bad.
Helena, Tim, and Johnny: What?
Sweeney: Who the fuck are you?
Anthony: I don't know, but the one on the far right looks a lot like you.
Sweeney: Your right.
Anthony: Yes!
Helena: Get on with it!
Sweeney: What if I don't want to?
Helena: Mrs. Lovett will come and make out with you.
Sweeney: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Helena: She'll do it.
Sweeney: Okay we'll get on with it.
Helena: Thank you.
Sweeney: Your not welcome.
Helena: Fuck you Sweeney Todd.
Sweeney: I don't know I mean I've met you, but you are HOT. So I guess a quickie would do.
Helena: Okay (Walks away)
Tim: I'm losing her to a fictional character.
Johnny: Okay.
Sweeney: (Yelling from were ever him and Helena went) That's right bitch.( Loud moans everyone else thinks it's Helena.)