"Tempis, come on, Edward is 100 percent better than Edward" exclaimed 14 year old Hannah "Hannah, look, we are best friends and all but i have to dissagree withyou on this one, Jacob is just too hot!" dissagreed Tempis "Give three good reasons why." said Hannah "one, he is hot!" said Tempis "Edward is hot!" interupted Hannah "Not as hot as Jacob who has like a gazillion abs!" Exclaimed Tempis. "Anyways, as I was saying, number two, he doesn't drink blood unlike that filthy blood sucker Edward!" "HEY! Dont call him filthy!" yelled Hannah "and speaking of filth, do you know how many flee's and ticks could be on Jacob!" "That brings me to my favorite reason...JACOB'S IS LIKE A PUPPY!" squeeled Tempis "eh, im more of a cat person..." said hannah "But why? dogs are so cute and cuddly and cute and soft..." exclaimed Tempis "Well cats are cute too!" said Hannah "I bet my dog Insane, would eat your cat with a side of chips" betted Tempis "Ke Ke would give Insane a run for his biscuits" Said Hannah "Ya right" said Tempis "Wait, weren't we talking about twilight?" asked Hannah "oh ya... TEAM JACOB!" Screamed Tempis "no way... TEAM EDWARD!" screamed Hannah "JACOB!" screamed Tempis "EDWARD!" screamed Hannah "JACOB!"
"EDWARD!"
"JACOB!" "EDWARD!"
"JACOB!"
EDWARD!"
"JACO-"
"SHUT UP!" screamed Hannah's nine year old brother Joey. He was standing in the door way holding the house phone "Joey go away!" whined Hannah "Mom wants to talk to you!" said Joey. He walked in and gave his older sister the phone. Hannah snatched it from hime and flopped down on the bed. Joey sat down next to the window to look at the storm outside.
"Ya mom? WHAT! Oh no!... is he ok? ok... ya... I'll ask... NO! why? come on! fine but if they cause trouble im gonna kill them! Okay, ya, love you too, bye." Hannah talked into the phone than hung up. "Joey, mom said you can invite one of your friends to sleep over, mom has to go see dad at the hospital, he had a minor heart attack... doctor's said he is gonna be fine but they want to keep him at the hospital over night. Mom is staying with him and she doesn't want us home alone, Tempis, you wanna sleep over?"
"YES!" said Tempis a little to loudly. but thats just how she is, way too hyper... "oh, and sorry about you dad" "Serves him right for eating all that junk food..." said Hannah "WOO! Im inviting Everest!" Yelled Joey "Whatever" said Hannah "Now go away before I eat your soul!" said Tempis "Tempis, I know your not a demon!" whined Joey "Okay Joey, tell me this, how often do you hear the name Tempis?" asked Tempis innocently "Uhhh..." "And have you ever seen a someone do this?" asked Tempis still putting on the innocent act. Tempis pulled out a lighter and flicked it on, than she ran her hand through the flame.
"how did you-" asked a wide eyed Joey before getting interupted "Because Joesph, im no mortal, I am a demonic being birthed from the flames of hell sent here ordered by Lucifer himself to reek havoc onto this foolish world! MWA HA HA HA HA!"
Said Tempis "y-you sound like you work for decepticons!" said Joey in pure horror "no, dear Joey, they work for me." Tempis stated Quietly. It didnt help that the power went out right after she stated that.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! IM CALLING EVEREST!" Screamed a horrified Joey. He ran out of the room. Tempis and Hannah burst into laughter "Oh my gosh you actually pay attention in Science class!" said Hannah through fits of laughter "Wait what?" asked Tempis "Remember, Mr. Mayers talked about how if you run your hand through fire the liquids in your hand will cause it not to burn you if you run your han real quick" stated Hannah "Oh! ha ha... ummmmm... ya" Tempis giggled nervously There was a long silence...
"Hey whats a decepticon?" asked Tempis "Oh! Some stupid movie slash t.v show that Joey and Everest are into... Its basically about giant robots fron Japan. I think the Decepticons are the good guys... not sure..."
"Oh weird..."
"Ya... also why do you have a lighter?" asked Hannah slightly disturbed "Oh uh... no reason..."
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!TALK WITH THE CREATOR!
Auther: LOL hannah is so off!
IronHide: wow this fanfiction is stupid...
Auther: OMG ITS IRONHIDE!
IronHide: No, really? Where?
Auther: wow, I think I need to lay of the chocolate bars... my brains going loopy. gonna take a nap...
IronHide: HEY! YOU CANT JUST LEAVE YOUR READERS! Ah great, guess im gonna have to rap this up... the auther owns nothing except her own charactors wich go by the names of Everest, Joey, Hannah and Tempis
Tempis: HEY NO ONE OWNS ME!
IronHide: HEY! how did you get in here?
Tempis: im a demonic being.
Ironhide: Riiiiight...