Weiss Kreuz ~ Ken
Disclaimer: Weiss is not mine. Schwarz is not mine. No anime characters are mine. Deal with it.
Dedication: To MistyEyes, Windy, Cockroach, BlueBlood, Kei-Kei, Kaitlinchan, If I had Sanity, and Moonsung01, for reading my fics and commenting. I love you guys!
And if anyone has anything they want me to see, or to just chat, I'm Saiyangurlchichi@aol.com, and my AIM name's Saiyangurlchichi.
Today, we bring you a songfic from the depths of Q's little mind...set to the tune of "Gump" by Weird Al Yankovic, which is set to the tune of "Lump" by The Presidents of The United States of America, we bring you...Ken! No Leroy, I'm bilingual, there's a difference! No more locked doors! Gracias.
Ken sat alone on a bench in the park
"My name's Hidaka," he casually remarked
Kickin' round a ball with his hands in his trousers
He just kept saying, "Life's like a bouquet of flowers"
He's Ken
He's Ken
He's Ken
What's in his head?
He's Ken
He's Ken
He's Ken
Is he brain-dead?
Ken's not a big celebrity
He told Manx and Persia that he really had to pee
He never feels too dumb because
Aya always tells him stupid is as Yohji does
He's Ken
He's Ken
He's Ken
He's kinda square
He's Ken
He's Ken
He's Ken
What's with that hair?
Ken...
Ken...
Use your weird claw things Ken
Ken...
Use your weird claw things Ken
Ken...
Use your weird bugnuks Ken!
Stop!
His buddy Omi is a comp lovin' man
His lover Aya, calls Q Lieutenant Dan
His best friend Yohji is kind of a slut
He went to the villa, showed Farf and Brad his butt
He's Ken
He's Ken
He's Ken
He's not too bright
He's Ken
He's Ken
He's Ken
But he's all right
Is Omi out of his head?
I think so...
Is Aya's hair really bright red?
I think so!
Does Yohji make lots of bread?
Don't think so.
And that's all I have to say about that.
Note: God... is that messed up or is it just me? Considering that it's late and I haven't slept in two days, I think it's pretty darn good! But that could be the No-Drowz talking... O.o
Anyway, tell me what you think, friends and readers.
I remain,
Q.
Disclaimer: Weiss is not mine. Schwarz is not mine. No anime characters are mine. Deal with it.
Dedication: To MistyEyes, Windy, Cockroach, BlueBlood, Kei-Kei, Kaitlinchan, If I had Sanity, and Moonsung01, for reading my fics and commenting. I love you guys!
And if anyone has anything they want me to see, or to just chat, I'm Saiyangurlchichi@aol.com, and my AIM name's Saiyangurlchichi.
Today, we bring you a songfic from the depths of Q's little mind...set to the tune of "Gump" by Weird Al Yankovic, which is set to the tune of "Lump" by The Presidents of The United States of America, we bring you...Ken! No Leroy, I'm bilingual, there's a difference! No more locked doors! Gracias.
Ken sat alone on a bench in the park
"My name's Hidaka," he casually remarked
Kickin' round a ball with his hands in his trousers
He just kept saying, "Life's like a bouquet of flowers"
He's Ken
He's Ken
He's Ken
What's in his head?
He's Ken
He's Ken
He's Ken
Is he brain-dead?
Ken's not a big celebrity
He told Manx and Persia that he really had to pee
He never feels too dumb because
Aya always tells him stupid is as Yohji does
He's Ken
He's Ken
He's Ken
He's kinda square
He's Ken
He's Ken
He's Ken
What's with that hair?
Ken...
Ken...
Use your weird claw things Ken
Ken...
Use your weird claw things Ken
Ken...
Use your weird bugnuks Ken!
Stop!
His buddy Omi is a comp lovin' man
His lover Aya, calls Q Lieutenant Dan
His best friend Yohji is kind of a slut
He went to the villa, showed Farf and Brad his butt
He's Ken
He's Ken
He's Ken
He's not too bright
He's Ken
He's Ken
He's Ken
But he's all right
Is Omi out of his head?
I think so...
Is Aya's hair really bright red?
I think so!
Does Yohji make lots of bread?
Don't think so.
And that's all I have to say about that.
Note: God... is that messed up or is it just me? Considering that it's late and I haven't slept in two days, I think it's pretty darn good! But that could be the No-Drowz talking... O.o
Anyway, tell me what you think, friends and readers.
I remain,
Q.