Author's Note: Here is something I thought of while watching American Dad lol I know, weird.
I don't own fullmetal Alchemist or the characters... there might be an OC but I don't know lol enjoy
Edward patted the front of his apron, dispelling any crumbs that has previously fallen on his lap. His side fringes of hair fell across his face and his legs involuntarily straightened because of the heels he was wearing.
At first he had strongly refused the required uniform for the job, but he needed the money. It was the easiest way he had ever gotten so much. Put makeup on, do hair, wear a dress, and play pretend while cleaning. Piece of cake.
He told his brother that he was a waiter at an expensive restaurant. Be didn't want him to know he did this nearly every day.
The owner of the house was a smooth guy with a smooth name. Roy Mustang has deep black eyes and a smirk to die for. Women practically threw their panties at him, and from what he had heard around town he caught them.
Roy had a smart mouth and knew exactly how to push Ed's buttons. They fought more than talked. Edward could take it, though, he needed the money for his little brother. With this new money, they could live comfortably without starving or staying about eviction.
The blonde boy carried the large silver tray in his right hand as He opened a large oak door to the dark-haired man's bedroom.
"Wake up, Mustang. You have that meeting or whatever in two hours." He set the tray on a side table and clapped his hands loudly.
Roy groaned and covered his ears with his pillow.
"Come on, bastard." He clicked over to the large bed and jumped on the form under the blankets.
"Agh, damn it, Ed." He squinted and pinned the blonde boy under him, wrapping his arms around him and laying his head on his chest. "No matter how pretty you are, kid, you won't seduce me."
Edward blushed deep and struggled to get up. "You pervert! You need to open your fucking eyes because there is no way I want to seduce a bastard like you!"
Mustang pushed himself into a push up position and looked down at Edward. "I'm hurt, Edward." He feigned hurt and pouted his lips.
"I don't see why when you have all these beautiful women practically waiting on their knees for you."
"What a crude thing to say." Mustang looked into the blonde's eyes and froze.
Edward locked eyes with the man and moments passed as they stayed in that position. "This is weird." The blonde broke the silence.
Roy mentally agreed and pushed off the bed. "I'll need the whole place spotless because I'm having a little get together tonight with people of high importance."
"Yes sir." He said.
This just a taste of what I have in mind for this story, should I continue it? (Will contain crazy things with a new person and things dealing with Ed's real identity and his situation with his brother)
A love story, really. But not "Oh, I actually love you, Edward. Let me love you." It's more like death threats, shame, and craziness :D yeah, I'll continue when I get a chance :)