It was a night, in which was dark AND also stormy. My greatest of great grandpaps was going on a little stroll down Manhattan square when he took a wrong turn down an alley and ended up in NORTH KOKEA!!! (Dun dun duuuuuuhhhh)
This made himVERY upsetting, so he decided to go to the nearest Jim Jim Un's house.he went over there and started throwing raw onions at him, making him cry. The SATANIC crying lured in the attention of not one, not two, not three, but 96 edgelords, bathing into Ching bing coon's house.
Him (the grandfather) and Kim K decided to use this to their advantage and slowly walk towards the 13 year olds and devour them whole in one whole bite. This act summoned Ross Lynch, who then took out his magic XXXL sized diLdo and beat the two into a liquidy pulp. He then used a bucket to pour the two into one container, place them into the industrial furnace and weld them into one BIG boi: his name was: grandfather and KimKongKun COMBINED (short for "GAKKKC"). They all had a big picnic and made love, creating ANOTHER big boi: ROSS LUNCH AND GAKKKC CONVINED (short for RLAGAKKKCC")! He was the NEW leader of North Korea.
THEND.