Naruto is his name and being a little shit is his game. He was a blonde wild child and wanted to grab the world and eat it. One day he was doing his trademark Naruto Run ™ O. He meet cat boy and Walnut child his favorite super Jimmies.
"HI GAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- Guys." He was pissing on his NINJA.
"Hi child my name is Walnut Child!" Said W.C
Everyone was happy until an evil.
Naruto could feel the ground shake, no wait it was Saucekay. Naurto Loved™ Saucekay a lot. He wanted the first part of his name to be in his mouth. Saucekay only Like DESU DESU MEOW MEOW! Naruto Needed to DESU DESU MEOW MEOW!
But alas there was one problemo. Naruto's horoscope was not a cat. He was a LEEEEEBRUH. HE HAD TO CHANGE HIS BDAY!
Saucekay come in "AAAAAAAAHHHH!" Sausekay say.
Naruto want AAAAAh back but he too shy.
Saucekay jump away to land.
Naruto does not have much time he only has till the clock strikes midnight. So he go to go local coirt and change bday to July 23 now he desu meow.
Saucekay like smell ketchup packets from McDonalds this was very attractive to Naruto.
But Naruto like smell mustard from kfc more. IT IZ A DIFFERENT! He go to KAKASHI for yiffing advice
KAKASHI SUGGESTED NARUTO GROW EXTRA PENIS! (WOAH!)
Naruto nod and jump into Sack o' Rye "YO PINK HAIR BRO! I NEED SAUSEKAY NOTICE ME HELP!"
Sack o' Rye also love Saucekay it go conflict
STRIFE!
They both abscond.
Naruto running out time he need GO FLUFFY NOW! He than go to Saucekay get nudeaked and crabwalk "DESU DESU MEOW MEOW!"
Saucekay love Naruto now "OH NARTWO I WANNA LUV UR MOM!"
Makes out with Naruto's mom
And that is how Saucekay became Naruto's Dad. [and his daddy too]