What your about to read happened in my English class... I don't think our teacher really thought about what she was asking us to do, or she's just incoherent to what things mean today. BTW this is what i wrote and read out in my class.
"So I'm going to give you all a Malteser, don't eat it yet." Explained Miss Millicent to the class of 15, already handing out the candy. "So you're each going to write a piece on the smell, taste, feel and thoughts about this sweet."
"Oh my god its a chocolate..." Whispered Regina in a rude way to Emma, making her snicker. The rest of the class started up a chatter, giving Regina opportunity to express her view on the task they'd been set."What the fuck... Does she want us to write that we love big black balls or something?" Regina said to Emma, both of them shaking with laughter, trying to be as discreet as possible.
"Oh my god!" Emma laughed. "Imagine her just sucking brown balls." Both girls erupted into laughter, causing the gazes of their classmates to be cast upon them. Regina and Emma tried to calm down as the teacher was now catching on to the girls's contagious laughter.
Before long, the pieces had been written and Miss Millicent asked for volunteers to read theirs out loud to the class.
"I dare you." Emma whispered to Regina, who started waving her hand viciously in the air.
"The brown ball of glory smells like baking cinnamon wafting through the air, a heavenly scent to my virgin nostrils." Already, Regina was snuffling laughter, which her classmates had picked up on, but all deciding to stay silent. Do these nuns seriously not get it?
"It feels light as my hand is graced by it. Contagiously i lick it, my tongue swivelling around it, its sweet mist jumping into my senses. I suck on its roundness-" Regina was now laughing so hard to could hardly speak, seeking to look at her confused class to calm down. "-sorry. I suck on its roundness, and it melts away in my mouth. It slips down my throat and i am at peace."
"thank you...Regina..." Said a confused English teacher.