The Ballad of Harry Potter

by FTJ Stupid Storytellers

Not your usual FTJ story. This one RHYTHMS! Ya us! Yes another product of Star Wars and Diet Coke. OK I didn't put a disclaimer in the story but here it is. We don't own Harry Potter, Diet Coke, the Roman Empire, Star Wars, or Panty Hose. (don't ask)

The Ballad of Harry Potter (aka The Ballad to Save our Butts from getting Kicked off the Site)

Author's Notes: well the title sums it all up. J got an email saying that if we don't post something in the next month, we'll get kicked off the site. Sorry that this is so bad, but it's either this or no FTJ Stupid Storytellers. Tear tear By the way this is Frankie speaking so any flames, please send to me at I almost check never my mail though.

Dedication: This stupid poem (yes it is a poem) is for Princess Leia and Yoda. You guys know who you are so we don't have to say your names. Princess Leia GET OUT OF MY HEAD! (Inside joke, by the way WRITE MORE!)

So with out further interruptions FTJ Stupid Storytellers presents:

The Ballad of Harry Potter

(Aka The Ballad to Save our Butts from getting Kicked off the Site)

I love Harry Potter,

But Jesse McCartney is hotter

He lost his Ma and Father

But I love Harry Potter

His glasses are made of Lard

And I hate his ugly scar

He needs a new car (he needs a car period)

And he owns his own Bar

Harry has ugly clothes

And he has a big nose

He doesn't wear panty hose (J- how do you know that he doesn't wear panty hose?)

And he uhhhhhhhhhh has something that rhythms with hose

Harry Potter is cool

But he also is a fool

He likes the color pink

And he swims in the sink

Harry Potter is cool

YA!

Author's Notes 2.0 : Lame? YES! but don't blame me. Latin class can really take it out of a girl. Yes I said latin. Latin is cool. It's a dead language and dead things are cool. I wonder if you can talk to dead people in latin...