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Kurt Hummel liked kids. He liked them when they were sleeping and when they were older but he didn't like the kids who cried and begged for things. At this moment in his life, he didn't want kids.
Kurt worked for a small pie shop in Lima, Ohio with his two friends, Santana and Rachel. They were very good friends and loved each other like family even though Santana had a funny way of showing it. Other than his boss, Kurt loved his job. He loved making pies and serving them.
The only thing he wasn't happy about was his husband. David was a nice man to most people but he had funny ways about him like when Kurt would get his pay check, he would take the money or he would worry if Kurt was going to leave him. Kurt couldn't even remember how he even got married to David.
Kurt sighed heavily as he looked at the pregnancy test. A bright pink plus sign stared up at him. He felt like it was singing a song, pointing and laughing. It was rubbing the fact that Kurt could have a baby in his stomach in his face. His shook his head and threw it in the trash can.
He came out of the bathroom and looked around. Rachel was serving a customer and Santana was quietly arguing with Jake, their boss. Kurt went over to the register to help a customer.
"Have a great day" Kurt smiled to the customer.
He smiled back and then walked out. Jake went outside to his car and Santana went up to Kurt.
"If Jake has the nerve to make me close tonight, he has another thing coming" she commented. "Like hell I will work that"
"I'll do it" Kurt offered.
He figured that if he worked the night that it would mean less time with David.
"You really don't want to go home, do you?" she asked.
"I wouldn't call it home" Kurt retorted.
Santana rubbed his shoulder and smiled. She couldn't really say anything. She hated to see Kurt go home some days.
"Do you want to stay the night at my house?" she asked. "Britt-Britt won't mind."
"No because then Dave will get all worried, thinking that I don't love him."
She rolled her eyes and then looked at her tables. Sitting in the first booth was an old man, reading a newspaper. Santana turned to Kurt and smiled her sweetest smile. Kurt didn't even have to look. He just walked over to the table and pulled out his pad.
"How are you, Mr. Gruber?" he asked.
The man put down the newspaper. He didn't smile.
"I am good with a side of hungry" He answered. "How are you?"
"The same train wreck as always." Kurt sighed.
"And the bad husband?"
"Still as bad as ever" Kurt replied. "What can I get you?"
"I want a glass of water with no ice! No ice, you hear? Then I want a glass of orange juice with no ice but bring that out with a slice of that Sunshine Pie you make. I don't want the juice till the pie comes! Have a small bowl of whip cream with it as well" he said.
Kurt just smiled and wrote it all down. Mr. Gruber was very particular about what he liked to eat. Santana couldn't stand the man but Kurt sort of liked how he knew what he wanted and he wasn't afraid to ask for it.
"No problem"
Kurt went to walk away but Mr. Gruber grabbed Kurt's arm and pulled him back.
"What sign are you?" Mr. Gruber asked.
"Gemini, why?"
Mr. Gruber picked up the paper and looked at it.
"Yours says 'Life is an adventure. Things can happen in a blink of an eye. Today something will change your life.'" He read. He turned to Kurt. "Now what do you think of that?"
Kurt opened his mouth to respond and then a wave of nausea hit him.
"I think I'm going to be sick"
Kurt then bolted for the bathroom. He ran into a stall and threw up the contents of his stomach. Tears started to fall down his face. Once he was done he stood back up, he walked out of the stall. He went to the sink and held it tightly.
"I can't be pregnant" he thought to himself. "It's just the stomach bug. I'm not pregnant. This is just a stomach bug. It's only been going on a few days. Pregnancy tests have been proven to be wrong."
He turned on the water and washed out his mouth. He then took some cold water and put it on his face. He grabbed a paper towel and dried his face. He looked in the mirror and saw Santana and Rachel standing there. He yelped and turned around to face them.
"This is the men's room!" he exclaimed.
"She dragged me in here!" Rachel said as she pointed at Santana.
Santana put Rachel's finger down.
"It never stopped me before when I was in high school." She said. "Look you're sick and my third eye is telling me that you could have a bun in the oven."
"And maybe your third eye is wrong!" Kurt shouted.
"Sure then go ahead get a giant belly and call it a weird growth" Santana said calmly.
Santana knew how to get to Kurt. Kurt was so close to snapping.
"Look you don't know what is happening to my body! My nipples are tender and I can't keep anything down. I don't even know if I want to tell David about the potential baby. I took a pregnancy test and it was positive!" Kurt shouted. He looked at the wall then at Santana. "Wow, you are really good"
Kurt sat down on the floor and leaned up against the wall. Rachel sat down next to him. She put her head on his shoulder.
"Have you talked to Dr. Thomas?" she asked.
"I made an appointment yesterday. It's at twelve."
He looked down at his watch. He should go and clock out so he could go to the office.
"Who's driving you?"
"David"
Suddenly outside there was a few loud honks. Kurt exhaled heavily. That was David. Kurt got up and washed his hands quickly and dried them. He went and clocked out and then grabbed a pie that was on the counter. Santana and Rachel followed him out to the front. He got in the car.
David then drove like a maniac out the parking lot. David was a husky man and he kept to himself a lot of times but when it came to Kurt he was always outspoken. Kurt just held on to the pie.
"Why do you have to go to this stupid doctor's appointment?" David mumbled.
"I don't feel very well." Kurt sighed. "If I don't feel well then that means you don't get what you want, right?"
Kurt hated having these conversations with David. Anything that David wanted to do, Kurt had to just go with it. Kurt would just put on a smile and say 'of course honey' or 'yes dear'.
"Yeah but you have to walk back. I have to be back at work in a few minutes." David told Kurt.
"Yes dear"
They pulled up to the doctor's office. The office was a large building with only one floor. Kurt got out of the car.
"Wait!" David called. "Where's my kiss?"
Kurt leaned in and kissed David and then he finally was able to shut the door and walk to the office doors.
He went to the waiting room and signed in. He slowly sat down in the chair. He held the pie in his shaking hands. He looked around. Two heavily pregnant women were sitting in the chairs. They smiled at Kurt and Kurt smiled back.
He didn't want to show what he was thinking on his face. He was worried about how big his stomach would get. What if he had twins or maybe even triplets? He shuddered at the thought.
"Kurt?" A nurse called.
Kurt got up and went to the nurse. He went into the room. He set the pie down on the table.
"The doctor should be here soon" She smiled.
Kurt smiled back as she closed the door. He hoped on the table and closed his eyes. He liked to zone out when he was stressed. He made pies in his head like his mother would. She would sit for hours and make a pie in her head.
"I hate my husband pie. Bittersweet chocolate with no sugar as a pudding then you drown it in caramel."
Kurt suddenly heard the door open. A man walked in. He was wearing a light blue shirt and black pants with fancy dress shoes. His hair was dark brown and his eyes were hazel. He carried a clipboard. This man was not Dr. Thomas. The last time Kurt checked Dr. Thomas was a woman.
"Who are you?" Kurt asked.
"I'm Doctor Blaine Anderson." The man responded. He held out his hand so Kurt could shake it but Kurt didn't. "Dr. Thomas is away. She broke her elbow and leg in a skiing accident. She won't be back for some time." He saw the pie that was sitting on the table. "I assume this pie is for her"
"Well it was for my doctor and since you're now my doctor, it's yours" Kurt replied.
"Thanks" Blaine smiled. "So what seems to be the problem?"
"I seem to be pregnant by a test" Kurt sighed.
"Congratulations!" Blaine exclaimed happily.
"Thanks, but I'm not so happy about it like all the magazines say you're supposed to be. I'm keeping it" Kurt explained. "I'm having the baby and that's that."
Blaine's smiled quickly was wiped away.
"How about we check out your maybe baby?" Blaine asked. He pulled over a machine. "Lean back and open your shirt"
Kurt did as Blaine asked. Blaine took a bottle of gel and squirted it on Kurt's belly.
"That's cold!" Kurt exclaimed.
Blaine turned on the machine and then took out a wand. He placed the end of it on Kurt's stomach. He looked around for a moment.
"Un-congratulations, you're eight weeks pregnant" Blaine said in a serious tone.
Kurt could tell it was hard for Blaine to say that. He didn't know what to make of this doctor. He was strange to Kurt. Kurt thought he was a little cute and had a nice butt but Blaine was different. He was too perky and he smiled a little too much. Kurt wasn't used to having a real smile.
"Un-thank you"
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