Trouble in Thunderclan
Characters:
Sandpaw
Tigerclaw
Scourge
Firepaw
Graypaw
Lionheart
Firepaw-Oh wow, Thunderclan is the greatest, most awesomeness, joy-fulfilling, and happiest clan ever, this is the best clan in the forest!
Graypaw-Yeah, Thunderclan is so much fun!
Sandpaw-I love to eat cheese with fried waffles!
Firepaw-I love llamas!
Graypaw-I love…you Firepaw!
Firepaw-Wow, always knew you were gay Graypaw!
Lionheart-I'm afraid we've got bad news young ones.
All three-Oh my god what happened with Bluestar and her toaster oven now?!
Lionheart-No not that! It seems the evil butthead Scourge, self-proclaimed leader of Bloodclan is attacking Thunderclan's camp!
All three-Oh no! Whatever will we do?
Lionheart-How in Starclan should I know?! (Walks away)
Scourge-Mwahahaha! Now Thunderclan, the most powerful clan in the forest, is mine!
Tigerclaw-You can't do that! For I, Tigerclaw the magnificent, Tigerclaw the all-powerful, Tigerclaw the-
Firepaw-Get on with it or you'll become Tigerclaw the cat-who-got-the-crap-beat-out-of-him-by-three-apprentices!
Tigerclaw-Fine then! For I Tigerclaw, deputy-to-be of Thunderclan, will never allow you to do such a thing! (jumps on scourge and attempts to slash his throat open but fails)
Scourge- hahaha! (Jumps on Tigerclaw and does to him what he did in book 6, The Darkest Hour)
Tigerclaw-The darkness, it engulfs me! (Dies)
Sandpaw-Quick here he comes! OMG I hope he doesn't steal our cheese, or my pretty pink claw polish!
Graypaw-AHHHHHHGH!!! (Runs away)
Scourge-It's time to die! Hand over your toasted waffles and butter or be butchered with no end!
Firepaw-You can't do this!
Scourge-Oh yes I can (raises claws to strike)
Both-Wait!
Scourge-What is it?
Both-(runs away)
Scourge-Hey! They ran away!
Graypaw-AHHHHHHHHHHH!! (Sees Scourge and goes up to him) Bother! (Runs away again)
Scourge-(growls)
Sandpaw-What are we going to do firepaw?!
Firepaw-There's nothing we can do, we're finished! (Sighs) I suppose I'll get our supply of waffles and butter ready…
Graypaw-Wait a minute! I have a plan!
Scourge-(Looks around) Oh little apprentices, where are you?
Firepaw-We're over here!
Scourge-Well, here I come then!
Graypaw-Wait! We're a little more to the right.
Scourge-Oh. (Moves) here?
Firepaw-Almost
Sandpaw-That's right
Scourge-I don't see any cats here…
Graypaw-Okay ready? SHOOT HIM!
All three-(takes out machine guns and begins to shoot at scourge until he dies)
Scourge-No! The blackness, it engulfs me! (Dies)
All three-Yay!
Tigerclaw-What's going on here?
Firepaw-Tigerclaw! You're alive!
Tigerclaw-So it would seem…
Graypaw-We love you Tigerclaw!
All three-(hug Tigerclaw)
Tigerclaw-Hey, what?! Oh…okay fine, I love you too, now please get off me.
Graypaw-No! (Hugs tighter)
Lionheart-What's this? It appears to be a circle of love! (Hugs group) awww, I love you guys!
THE END!