Summary : Dear Gods that rule the domain over manga and anime, I know that I don't like anime or manga so much but why do you have to be so spiteful ? I don't like Naruto and ABSOLUTELY hate Sasuke but isn't petty revenge a bit beneath you ? I mean giving me a brother obsessed with revenge and a bigger brother who's gonna kill me anyway !? What were you thinking ?!

So how'd it happen anyway ? I know that the face staring up at me is my own, funny thing is, it's all covered in blood and contorted. I remember being on the fourth floor balcony looking down at the little ant-like beings and all of a sudden…

I fell ? Just like that ?! I look up and see my friends all horrified and in some cases outright bawling. Wusses I'm alive . I try shouting but my voice is constricted and comes out all ghostly like. Determined not to be outdone by some stupid fall, I go to my body and try to enter. Only to phase into the ground. Next I try to contort the spirity being that was me like the body that was on the ground. Still no luck dammit.

And then it hit me.

OH SHIT I'm DEAD !

And here comes the light. Bleh so predictable.

Mayhaps the God who read that thought was amused or offended. I don't know. I'll never find out because once I reached it, it was verrry hard to get out of. I mean like something was clamping down on myself ( later on I got horrified when I realized what the something was ) and then someone grabs hold of the lower part of my body and whups it like there was no tomorrow.

I wanted to shout out ," WHAT THE HELL ?!" but the only thing that came out was," WAAAAAH ! " and then promptly fell asleep.

I am a naturally stubborn person so I absolutely refused to be fed. The poor woman who was my mother kept coaxing me to "eat", but I went to sleep each time. But then later on ( three hours ) my traitorous body felt too hungry and I ate. At this time I notice another baby and realize that he's my twin. And fell asleep.

So that's how I spent the rest of the few days; eating, sleeping and pooping .

What a great life a baby's is.

BUT ! All of that came crashing down when our mother was taking us for a walk one day a month after my rebirth and I happened to overhear a conversation between my mum and a gorgeous redhead that would shake the foundations of my relatively peaceful days.

"So, Kushina-chan how much more weeks?"

"Biwako sama says one week two max Mikoto! Are these Daisuke and Sasuke?! Kawaii ! How's Itachi holding up ?"

And that's the moment my brain went to overdrive. "Whoa whoa WHOA Kushina ? Biwako ? Mikoto ? SASUKE and ITACHI ?! I'm in the Naruto world !"

In my mind I was crying anime tears and in real life I was crying. Weell, more like wailing. Mikoto ( mom ) was able to calm me down by sticking one of those fascinating baby toys in my face. The conversation continued but I didn't pay any attention cause the toy was so effing awesome. Which made Sasuke grab for it.

"Jackass", I thought.

-A FEW DAYS LATER-

It's a normal day in the Uchiha main house. Dad's missing ( as usual ) mom's taking care of us, I made Sasuke cry by punching him in his baby face with my baby fist and I got my first view of my would be killer. Itachi Uchiha .

But surprisingly, he is calm, composed and kinda normal if you get my drift. His curious eyes look down at us ( Sasuke's still crying ,The Wuss ) and then I remember who actually was looking down at us and then I start crying. But he calmly comforts him and me by murmuring sweet soothing nothings. It was surreal if anything, and so comforted I fell asleep.

Later that evening I was awoken again by Sasuke's infuriating wailing but immediately understood why he was. It was like as if someone was choking me, a very oppressive feel that made me panic. But kaa-chan ( bless her ) comes and soothes us. I wondered what this actually might be. And then it struck.

The Kyuubi. This had got to be the night of the nine tails' attack and scared shitless clung on to kaa-chan. It was in that state that I was slowly calmed down from and put to sleep. Later that night Itachi came into our room and looked down at us.

"Don't worry my little brothers. Your big bro will make all of the bad guys go away."

I know that he's actually a good guy but even then, it was pretty heartless of him to kill his own kin in order to prevent civil war. Something better could have been done I'm sure. It was with these dark thoughts that I fell asleep.

A/N : So, my first fanfic is out :D

Thoughts ? Suggestions ?

R&R