Deidara was making a PB and J sandwich after returning from a mission in Suna, after spreading the peanut butter on a slice of bread. He turned around and, while attempting to throw the dirty butter knife in the sink, ended up throwing the dirty knife at Hidan who was currently reaching for a meat mallet. The knife slathered Hidan's bicep with peanut butter before clattering onto the floor.
"What the fuck? Stupid blond! My fuckin' arm has gross ass peanut butter on it! Fix this, you blond bitch!" Hidan screamed.
Deidara really wasn't enjoying the albino's obnoxious attitude so; the young sadist decided he would take this lovely opportunity to fuck with Hidan a little.
"Sorry Hidan-sama~" The bomber purred while waltzing up to the Jashinest. "I didn't mean to get you all dirty, I'll fix it right away~" and before Hidan could yell anything else or have his mind register what was happening, Deidara had ditched his innocent, doe-eyed look and was licking the 'mess' off of Hidan. The Jashinest knew he was screwed as soon as he felt his member hardening due to the young blonde's unusually sexy behavior. As soon as Dei felt Hidan's dick harden he pulled away and sashayed up the stairs (giving Hidan a nice view of his ass).
"Sorry for making a mess~" He called back at Hidan, who sat at the counter slightly stunned.
"Come back here and take responsibility you fucker!" The albino called, pulling out of his daze.
"What do you mean? Take responsibility for what?" Deidara asked, blinking innocently as Hidan started running towards the blond, scythe in hand Dei ran up the stairs with a Cheshire grin spreading across his face.
"Konan! Konan! Hidan's trying to take advantage of me!" The bomber whined running through the hide out with Hidan on his tail. Konan pounced out from behind her door and immediately bitch slapped Hidan, causing him to fall in his scythe.
"What is going on here?" She asked sweat dropping as she realized Dei wasn't in any real trouble.
"Nothing…" Hidan mumbled, knowing he'd have to deal with Pein if he messed with Konan.
"THEN STOP SCREAMING AND CHASING EACH OTHER LIKE CHILDREN! Some of us like some QUIET once in a while! Now, why don't you do something useful?" Konan ended her rant with a sadistic smile, as Hidan and Deidara nodded before scrambling away from her. As soon as they were far enough away the pair slowed down to a walk with Hidan in the lead.
"You still fucking owe me bitch!" Hidan grumbled at Deidara. After mumbling for about 3 minutes and not getting a response the albino turned only to see that the blonde bomber had already gone.
"What the fuck?!" The Jashinest exclaimed throwing his arms up and noticing a note attached to him by a tack through his arm. The note read:
Dear cranky albino bitch,
I got tired of your grumbling so I went to the kitchen to
finish my sandwich. By the time you read this, my sandwich
will be gone and I'll be under the protection of Sasori Danna!
Sincerely,
Deidara ;)
"OH MY JASHIN! Fucking tease!" Hidan yelled while shredding the note.
"Fine! I'll just fuck with Itachi!" The albino fumed grumpily before he realized who he was talking about.
"Maybe Tobi's a safer option…"