Luigi Goes Postal
Chapter 1
To whom it may concern
It hasn't been easy for Luigi ever since the last time Mario and he were in a video game together. The game was Super Mario World. It's been nothing but Mario for the past several years. Sure they gave Luigi his own game. But all they gave him was a vacuum. That sucks. Luigi then decided to email Nintendo. This is what he wrote:
To whom it may concern,
When are you going to reunite Mario and I in another video game? It's always Mario this and Mario that. Where's my share? Sure you gave me my own game. But all you gave me was a sucky vacuum cleaner! I demand a new Super Mario Bros. game. If you don't make one soon I will be forced to take extreme measures.
Sincerely,
Luigi Mario
Luigi sent his email. "There. I think I made my point clear. Now all I have to do is wait for them to reply." said Luigi
THREE DAYS LATER…
Luigi woke up and checked his email. He noticed that Nintendo had replied to his email. He opened it. It said:
Dear Luigi,
Supply and Demand, Luigi. People demand Mario games and we supply them. Out of the thousands of emails we receive daily you seem to be the only one who wants a new Super Mario Bros. Game. Mario is just too darn popular. He is good for making profit. Nobody gives a damn about you. If we made a Super Mario Bros. Game profits would shoot down. And we don't believe you will "take extreme measures." The reason we gave you that vacuum was so you couldn't hurt anybody. Not that you would. Good luck finding a new career.
Sincerely,
Nintendo of America
This made Luigi even angrier. "I'll show them! They don't give me any respect. I'll make them respect me. For I'll be the only one left in the gaming world. My fate is sealed. I have no choice. I'M GOING POSTAL!" Luigi declared.