Thing That Shouldn't Happen In Twilight
[disclaimer: I don't own twilight]
1. Edward is trying to stop Tyler's van from crushing Bella...
2. He, too, gets crush...
3. Because even though he thought he was a vampire...
4. he really wasn't
5. he should have known that the moment he notice he sparkled.
6. (Bella to Jessica) hey jess, how's your day? I love mike. Such a bad weather we are having today, huh?
7. Bella mysteriously disappears
8. the day after she disappeared was the "you are what you eat dress up day"
9. Jasper comes dressed as Bella
10. Edward tries to avenge Bella
11. jasper wins
12. Edward dies.
13. when Edward is fighting James he starts jumping up and down screaming he "broke a nail"'
14. when Victoria, James and Laurent enter the clearing the first thing Carlisle says is...
15. "What up niggard?" to Laurent.
16. Bella accidental hits Edwards Volvo
17. Edward starts crying
18. Emmett hi5s Bella.
19. Emmett tells the whole school that the only reason her are all so good looking and strong is because they had an operation and are in steroids.
20. Bella is an animal lover
21. so she tells the Cullens that she would rather have them killing humans than animals.
22. After seeing how normal th Cullen's House was Bella runs off to mike newton.
23. (Bella to Renee) "mom, I want to go. Besides it wont be that bad, I would just have to be on the cold every day...
24. oh and ride a crappy red truck...
25. and almost get killed by a vampire"
26. (Renee to Bella) "okay! Enjoy the flight"
(I hope you liked it, I'll publish the rest later. Im a big Twilight fan and mean no harm.)