Hahahaha this is a 180 turn from my usual horror stories, this is meant to be comedy I meant no offense to anyone, and it took a lot of courage to post this since I had this story develop for 3 nights in my head while I was working xD please forgive me but this is a natural event and is a common occurrence too many women, what I meant to say this should not be flagged nor shall it be ignored.. the experience are based on mine not all of them but I will like to share... Men please keep an open mind you might even be surprised and hopefully it will help you understand us better...

Disclaimer I don't own Ghost Hunt

Back story: SPR just finished a case under which a witch was hunting the grounds, thankfully it was a white witch... Meaning her intentions were only to protect the place and she never used black magic only spells that were meant to confuse those that pass through... After some contact with Mai the ghost was relieved to know the place will become a protected reservoir by the government and as a form of gratitude she "blessed/cursed" Mai so that the love of her life would understand her better.. well Mai had confessed once again to Naru just before the case and cleared that her confession 3 years before was meant to him... Her feelings were always to him.. Naru's response was slow but he accepted her feelings although he did said that he had no clue on how to return her feelings, he was willing to be in a relationship with her... This was a shock to her, she was now Naru's girlfriend but she knew that it will take time for actions to be taken... She needed to thought him how to love her... And the ghost happily granted her wish or so she thought...

"Naru!" Said Mai freaking out as she entered the office.

"Your late!" He answered back, his voice held an annxious tone that told Mai he was indeed disturbed by the turn of events.

"... Sorry.. I tried my best to come as soon as I woke up... But... I got lost from the way back to your apartment... what's going on Naru? Why... Why I'm in your body?' she asked visible pale... To which thankfully calm Naru down...

"That's what I'm trying to find... Did the witch told you she was going to cast a curse on us? Naru asked in Mai's body he seemed to be rather irritated as he brought a hand to her hair...

"No, she didn't mention any curse she just said she would help us understand us better... Even so she just disappeared she never did anything weird in front of me" she instantly answered him to which Lin seemed to react

"If that is true then the curse will wear off within two weeks, this type of magic doesn't seem to be the sort that will do any harm so it's outside my expertise"

Naru on Mai's body managed to control himself and his usual poker face was on Mai's face "if that is the case our work won't be affected, we just need to patiently wait for it to wear off"

"No! No no no no, please Lin-san, please look for a way.."she turned from Lin to Naru "don't give up Naru a female life... Is.. not as easy as it seems... Besides" she trailed off unable to continue her sentence as Lin was in the room...

Feeling her discomfort Lin agree to look up for a solution but just before he set a foot to his office he couldn't hold on a chuckle as he heard Naru's reply to her statement...

"I'm sure I can manage, if a clumsy person like you could... I'm sure it would be easy" Naru turned to glare at the now closed door from Lin's office when he returned to face his body, he saw Mai in despair and muttering some stuff he couldn't quite understand "he will suffer, it will be to much... He might get eaten...oh no it was today...OMG IT IS TODAY! She nearly screamed which caused him a slight headache...

"Mai just get back to work, let's get this over" he tried to go to his office but she instantly stopped him

"Naru listen to me.. today... Please sit down I will explain this slowly with a cup of tea... I will do all the work you put me but please listen to me is for your sake as well..." Her serious tone actually alarmed him 'what does she mean with today?' he nodded.. she smiled slightly and headed to the kitchen.

Quickly she returned, with a trail of tea... It was really weird watching that sight with his body... But he also took notice of a hand bag clinging on his right arm... Naru frowned 'where was she going?'

"Would you feel more comfortable if we talked in your office?"she asked, she seemed very nervous and he himself was getting nervous... He nodded and went inside, she following right after him and once inside she had him his cup... Took a second to breath in and made a space for her bag on his table... he was about to protest but... Her voice stopped him

"Naru... I'm aware you know about our female anatomy, and you know that once every month there is an event we must go (I don't like were this is going he thought as he connected the dots) that event is today for me... I know it is a normal occurrence but this will be your first time experiencing it..." ('Hell no Lin get your ass back here!' his eyes widened and he was about to stand up when... Curiosity clouded his judgement and he decided to stay to listen to her, after all an unknown world was laid in front of him and Lin already agreed to look for an alternative solution)"please always carry this around with you"she pointed to her bag "inside, is what you will need..." Pulling one by one the items she began " this is a towel how you use it is to put it on the panty like this while you remove the plastic paper to allow it to stick... It should go in the middle... this part to the back blah blah blah" she continued to explain as she pulled out other items... She actually find herself to be very calm despite the awkward topic and when she look back up she saw that Naru was blushing she tried to swallow it and not comment at it...

"... When.. will I know?"? Was a low voice question but she managed to hear it... Mai sat down on a chair before answering him...

'I - I don't usually have any pain to tell me but.. from the calendar I keep in my cellphone it should be tonight.. you will know when you feel a slight... Um.. wetness on the panty... That would be your first call, if you try to ignored it within 30 minutes to an hour it will be visible through the clothes... Please listen to me... When you go to the bathroom... I well... I.." she took a deep breath before continuing.. "I trust my body to you completely you are my b-boyfriend and I knew one day you would had seen it... It just came out to be earlier than what I thought..." Well if you don't count the nearly 4 years she had a crush on him...

He could see her resolve and a so much emotion on his face that he was amazed that he could make such expressions... Even he felt his cheeks burn down in flames at her words before he could even comment her voice continue on..

"Shoot the bathroom! Naru!" She tried to make him understand but he only raised his eyebrows in confusion if she trusted her body to him what else should she worry about?

She repeated "when you go to the bathroom if is not my house bathroom... Don't sit down"

Once again he was clueless too much for being a Genius

She signed .. "Naru that part.. is a sensitive area, a sacred one if you may call it... If you sit on a hot place or have very tight pants on it may cause an infection and with a bathroom is better to avoid any risk so if you wish to sit you better use paper to cover the surface you fold it like this an place it like this" she instructed with extra paper she had on her bag...

He couldn't help but stare... so much information was overwhelming for once he felt lost but his face never waved he had his normal unresponsive face...

"And to clean yourself... You must be careful as well if not it might also cause an infection... Start cleaning always the front, use separate papers for the back" she had covered the basis now he could at least survive the night... She hoped...

"You're done?" He asked she couldn't read his expression

"For now.. we need to go buy the supplies so I knew you to come with me after work" she said not looking at him

"Why you should be able to buy them and get them here" he asked slightly irritated

She shook her head... "I can't buy them since I use my card to pay and there are points with my I'd"

'it's true we can't make personal purchases without the other's company' he thought dryly

"Fine now go back to work"

"Yes sir" she put everything inside the bag and handed it to Naru and hurriedly left his office...

He pulled out one towel and stared at it before signing and trying to concentrate on his papers

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'Hell no! Not so quickly!' he nearly screamed when he felt the warning

Buahahahahahaha I'm so enjoying this no worries no more long explanations next is to try to buy within the large variety of items and their prices xD