This young fellows name is Marvin Piro. He believe's himself to be the physical embodiment of pranks and hilarity. Today, the twentieth of march, is his birthday. Your room is covered in plastic cakes and confetti. Your magical Pranksters chest lies in wait in the corner. What will you do? Marvin opens the chest to find his novelty plastic wolverine claws and a bunch of other random shit. Marvin opens the chest and finds that his claws are no where to be found. The other random shit is a different story however. There appears to be a can of Peanut brittle, a deck of cards, and his Traditional Prankster's Bag. (filled with convenient things he could use for his pranks, Such as duct tape and string. Along with a pair of scissors and his Standardized pranksters guide.) He then realizes he was already wearing his Wolverine claws! Marvin realizes how much of a doofus he is for forgetting where his claws were, he takes everything. Suddenly, you hear your nearby computer beep, showing someone is trying to pester you!

acousticCommander began pestering maniacleNinja

AC: Hey
MN: Yeah i'm here.
MN: what do you want.
MN: I was kinda busy doing nothing on my own
AC: Have you heard about that new game that just came out?
AC: I just got my development copy.
MN: Oh yeah you mean Sburb?
MN: Yeah Coday has told me about it.
MN: Well I haven't exactly had time between avoiding my dad and practicing my hacking skillz to get it
AC: Hacking skills? When did you ever know how to even code a "Hello world" script?
MN: I suppose I could try to jump out my two story window or climb down it with bedsheets for a rope.
MN: What do you suggest?
AC: Perhaps walking down stairs and retrieving it?
MN: I can't just go through the house because my dad will catch me.
AC: ...Whats so wrong with your dad again?
MN: It's just that I can't stand his boring stories about his childhood and growing up.
MN: Then he always tries to make it a life lesson or something.
AC: Atleast your parents are actually around.
MN: Either way I can barely stand to listen to him for about two hours.
AC: Atleast you get to spend time with him, I dont even know if I have parents. All I got is my fanciful music... and you crazy bastards.
MN: Sorry, I forgot you lost your parents. How did they die anyways?
MN: Or dissapear or whatever.
AC: I have no clue, all I know is im stuck on the most magical island all by myself.
MN: Anyways, was there something you wanted to tell me about this new game and why it's so important.
AC: I'm just here to tell you it would be alot of fun to join me for this game.
AC: Guess you gonna want to get past your old man first though, am I right?
MN: Took the words right out of my mouth.
MN: Well I should go so I can find a way to do that.

maniacleNinja ceased pestering acousticCommander

Marvin attempts to come up with a plan to get past his irritable father. He eventually decides it would be wisest to simply sneak past his father. He summons all of his prankster stealth and wanders down the stairs. However, at the first step he stumbles and falls down the stairs. He mumbles to himself, "Oh shit, I hope he didn't hear that..." Unfortunantly, it was incredibly hard to not hear a 13 year old falling down a long flight of stairs. There appears to only be one way to settle this...

!STRIFE!

Marvin's father whips out his camera and starts taking pictures for his Marvin
scrapbook! He retaliates by swinging his plastic claws in a wide arc. It appears to have no effect, but your father begins to scold your violent tendancys! Marvin tries to abjure! Marvins attempts are successful, He tells his father his opinions assertively and without remorse. His father absconds to his room, leaving Marvin free to retreive the mail. Marvin thinks to himself, trying to catch his breath, /Jeez that was too close. I wonder what all the fuss about thisgame was for./ He walks outside to his mailbox, Inside he finds a letter along with a small package with the words "Sburb:Dev kit" written accross it in blue.

Dear Marvin,

Marvin my boy! Oh I can't wait to see you! I am flying to your house today. I am so proud of you and I can't wait to give you a big hug. I know you have important things to get back to so I will keep this short.

Love, Grandma Annie.

Marvin returns upstairs to his room, he is swiftly met with a beep blaring from his computer. It appears to be another one of his friends!
heroinHammer began pestering maniacleNinja

HH: HAYUGUSY!
HH: GUY
HH: HAPYBIRTHDYS!
MN: Oh hey Coday what's up.
HH: MIPINISISHUGLOL
HH: EVRYTHNG
HH: ITSSOPRETY
HH: :D
MN: No Coday, just no. We are not going to have yet another conversation about your genitals. It is plainly disturbing. That's all there really is to be said on the matter.
MN: Dude I understand you are always like high or whatever but I seriously can't comprehend what you are saying sometimes.
HH: LEVENOTITESBHIND
HH: GOTACACHEMAL
MN: So did you hear about the new game sburb that just came out in beta?
MN: I just got my own copy and can't wait to try it out!
HH: ISCONFZED?
HH: ITELDUABATIT
MN: literally there is no way anyone could make out what you are saying bro...
HH: UISMIBRTHER?
HH: BRTHER!
MN: Oh my god, how many times do I have to go over this. We are not brothers!
HH: BUTTUSAD!
HH: WEBRTHERS!
HH: IISNTFELINGOD!
HH: jgasdlhuasgfuhoa

heroinHammer ceased pestering maniacleNinja

MN: Uhm, hey are you still there?
MN: Dude ducking drop the bottle for once and wake up! I seriously need to talk to you right now...

maniacleNinja ceased pestering heroinHammer

It appears his friend has passed out at his computer. He has no time to think about it, another beep comes out of his computer! His other friend is trying to talk to him.

acousticCommander began pestering maniacleNinja

AC: Hey, Marvin?
MN: Yeah I'm here.
MN: Hey maybe you can try to talk some sense into Coday later. I never have any luck with him and then he passes out.
AC: God danmit, again? That jackass...
MN: Hey lighten up, he is a pretty chill guy when he is sober on the rare occasion..
AC: Very rare indeed. Have you retrieved your copy of the game yet?
MN: I still can't believe he is only 13...
MN: Yeah I somehow managed to get past my dad without too many photos taken.
AC: According to the manual, There is a server player and a client player.
AC: I am going to attempt being your server player.
MN: Alright, hold on I'll intstall the game right now.

Marvin stands up and inserts the client side disk. He is immediantly brought to the loading screen is completely mesmurized by its awsomness.

MN: Dang that was totally sick.
MN: Ok now lets get started.
AC: I know right? I love the music they used.
MN: Who made this game anyways.
AC: Honestly, I have no clue. Oh damn, I think I can see you Marvin!
MN: Huh? Wait, where are you, I can't see you.
AC: Haha, i can see you in the game. Lets see what the manual says.
MN: So when will I be able to see you.
AC: You might never, I'm not sure. The manual says I need to build some things in your house? Let me try this.

Suddenly a large metal machine gets plopped down beside Marvins bed

MN: Woah!
MN: How did you do that!
AC: Do what? I just placed something for your in game person did i not?
MN: Well you could have given me a heads up on where you were placing it.
MN: This is going to take some getting used to for me.
AC: So that was the Totem Laythe, Apparently. I need to make something called an alchemiter and a cruxtruder? Where do you want those?
MN: Put them anywhere easily accessible and out of the way. Just tell me before you place something near me please.
AC: Alright, I'll stick the Cruxtruder in your living room and I'l-oooooh. i just got an idea!

Suddenly, the wall to Marvins left flys 10 feet back, making his previously small room much larger. Another weird machine is dropped down into the newly added floor space.
MN: So you are able to modify my house too?
MN: Also which structure is this?
AC: I guess i can, it took all of our resources though.
AC: The one i just put in your room is the Alchemiter.
AC: The Cruxtruder should be in your living room.
MN: What can I use it for?
MN: Also why is the laythe beeping?
AC: I am not sure how to answer either of those questions, but there's another thing i can spawn, here.

A small Captchacard drops onto Marvins desk. It is full of holes.

MN: Um this looks kind of useless. I gues I could try it on the alchemeter.
AC: Perhaps you should visit the Cruxtruder before you break something.
AC: I'll read the manual some more in the mean time.
MN: Ok.
maniacleNinja ceased pestering acousticCommander