The great resident evil 4 Wiii Addition adventureeeeeerrer

Hi, My name is Neo Larkins. This is My First Fanfic ever, so don't be too HARSH ON ME, okay? Geezze.

I do not own Redidiant Ebil Five. If I did, then a lot of things would be really different, and I would give myself a free copy of the game because my parents are LAME and won't buy me Wii edition!!

Okay, here we go!

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"Okay, Leon, this is how it's going to hapopen. You're about to go into a weireed village that is full of Mexicans! And their zombies! Darn Immigration!"
"Okay, whatever you're name is! What do I have to do?" Replied Leon,

"You have to save the Mayor of Townseville's daughter, Ashely!:
"You mean like the female version of Ash, from Pokemon? Ash Ketchup? Ketch them all?"
"Um, no. Not at all Leon."
"Well she should be!"
"Okay. I'm sending in refinforcements!!!! You can't handle a town of zombie Mexicans all on your own! I'm bringing in the new guy. Who, by the way, is extreamely cool and neat and I would like to bear his children."
"I don't know if that's such a good Idea, after all, I'm supposed to be the one that looks cool!"
"We'll, not anymore! This guy is way cooler then you, and he just is! You're eing replaced as the smexyist guy on the squad!"
"That's not possible!!!"
Suddenly, Leon turned behind him an GRRRRRAAAGH!! NEO IS A EVIL MONSTER WHO WILL DISTROY YOU AND YOUR PUPPY, HE ENJOYS SLIPPERY ORGANS!!!(sorry, that was my brother, intrupting the story agan like always, sorry) d saw the hew guy, who was none other then yours truly, Neo!!!!!!!!11!!!!!

"Who are You?" shouted Leon at Neo.

"I am Neo, and I am a super awesome, kick ass, author insert character!!!!! Fear meh PWNSUMNESSS!!!!!11!!1!12"

"Wow! I sure do! But that isn't importantly right now. We have to save Ashley of the Ketchup! Otherwise the tomatoes of the world will be lame and un processed!!1"
"That's a good idea, Leon, we make a great team. However, I already saved Ashley, and had her ground up into a meat grinder and she died. Do you want to eat her corpse?"
"I love you so much, man! I was just tinking that we should do that! Let's squirt her over freedom fries!!! Im America!"

"I'm America too! Let's be ameica somewhere that isn't Mexican!"
'Hippo Horray!!!!!1205!!"

Frrrrrrewroiw3uroiweshjehhreheroiht! I'm AWESOME!!!!

THE END AND EVERYONE MOVED BACK to America and was Happy being American, which is the only way that it should bee!!! Everyone lived happily ever after, except for Ashely who was dead, and also Salazar, the super midget who later exploded while doing jumping jacks because of lack of oxygen!