Harry Potter was, as usual, eating a normal dinner with his (almost) normal friends in the normal, magic, sky- ceilinged Great Hall in my head, SO I decided to add a bit of a mix up with my paradoxical imaginary me (who travels from universe to universe randomly and KNOWS it), Phoenix Queen. And WOW that was a long sentence. OK, on with the show!
(* non-existent curtains open*)
HARRY'S THINGAMIGIG(I think it's a PV, but I have no idea... It's a PV isn't it.)
Restart.
HARRY'S PV!
"So yeah, we were eating dinner in the Great Hall, in my MAGIC school, with my MAGIC friends, talking about MAGIC homework from MAGIC classes in my MAGIC school *laughs maniacally*, when this weird thing happened. MAGIC... "
At this point my sort of OC Harry broke down in laughter, so we transferred the interview onto Hermione.
HERMIONE'S PV!
So yeah, we were eating dinner when this giant purple plume of smoke rose up from the ground, and a girl appeared! She had long, chocolate brown hair in sot of ringlets at the front, and she had blue eyes, had a tight purple leather jacket, ripped jeans and black ankle-high boots. She was lying on the floor, relaxed like, with an i-pod in her ears. She looked around, sighed, stood up and shouted, "Where are my SKITTLES!". Weird, right? … What are you looking at me like that for? What? So I'm OC, get over it! * randomly sways and falls over*
Okay, back to the story (sheesh, I'm going, I'm going. You think I don't get dizzy when Phoenix here does roly-polys?) So another plume of purple smoke came, smaller this time, and some Skittles appeared, along with a trunk and a piece of paper. She read the piece of paper, put on a forced smile and lamented: " Hello, I'm Phoenix Queen, a , um..." she squints atpaper " home-schooled... halfblood?... And an app-ar-a-tion went wrong, can I stay?", then she shrugged and walked over to our table( with her skittles) before sitting down- right across from Harry. She left the trunk in the middle of the room. I looked over at Professor Dumbledore. He was wearing a crazed expression and was sucking his sock. For some strange reason, I felt uneasy.
So there you have it. Who was this girl? Was she a Death Eater? How would events play out? And why am I asking so many questions? Don't I already know the answers? Haven't I already told you the answers? Find out in the next chapter of: Phoenix Moon and the Adventure Which I Haven't Thought of a Name For!