A/N: Now, I'm going to need you guys to help me out, here

A/N: Now, I'm going to need you guys to help me out, here! I know a lot of Warrior cats, and I know you do, too. Think of Warriors that should be in this story on catnip! We can see what stuff happens, ooo! StarClan cats count!

You can also choose characters that I've thought up from my Warriors stories (Like A Storm of Ginger and Kits of the Storm of Ginger for example.

Disclaimer: I do not own anything in this story. This means Warriors, etc. I did write this Fic and I thought up some Warriors characters, too (For example: Gingerstar, etc.), but not the original ones.

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Firestar chewed up some of Leafpool's catnip leaves as she stood by, watching him nervously. She wasn't saying anything because Firestar was her dad and her leader, so, really, what could she do?
"So…Tasty…," Firestar purred roughly as he shoved more leaves in his mouth.

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Five hours later…

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"Whoo-hoo!" Firestar yowled, running out into the middle of the clearing. Squirrelflight looked at him oddly.

"Um, dad, are you okay?" Squirrelflight asked.

"I'm fine, Squirrelbutt!" Firestar announced. His breath wafted into Squirrelflight's face, and she smelt the strong scent of catnip.

"Dad!" Squirrelflight hissed. "Did you eat catnip?"

"Just a little." Firestar started to drool and he crossed his eyes.

"For the love of StarClan, dad, you're the leader of ThunderClan," snapped Squirrelflight, talking quietly.

"Lighten up, Squirrelpuff." Firestar sniffed and hobbled off.

"Clan! Get your furry cheeks over here!" Firestar snickered.

Various cats looked at each other before gathering to see what their leader had wrong with him.

"Listen, Clan. I'ma instate a new rule," Firestar slurred, poking his paw at the crowd.

Squirrelflight grabbed her kits. "I'm sorry you have to see your grandfather like this."

"I can't see!" Jaypaw snapped angrily, all angst-like.

"You see this mouse?" Firestar asked, dangling a mouse in front of his crowd. It was one from the fresh-kill pile. "Answer me, furballs!"

Murmurs of "yes" fallowed.

"Well, you have to wear these on your head," Firestar mewed, letting out random mrrow's of laughter. "M'kay, you stupid Clan?"

Squirrelflight's eyes widened.

"I'm your leader and you'll-" Firestar began, before falling on his face. There was some laughter from the Clan, and he staggered upward. "Shut your face!" Apparently, this was to the Clan.

"Come on, daddy," Leafpool mewed, sighing. She carried Firestar away.

"I'll be back!" he yowled defiantly.