"Will, you are such a…a HOME WRECKER! I wish I'd never met you!"
"I wish I'd never met YOU! You're so irrational!"
"IRRATIONAL? I wasn't the one SUCKING FACE with my best friend's boyfriend!"
"I was not! Will you stop being do damn TERRITORIAL for once in your life?"
"This from the girl who girl who stalks girls if they BREATHE in the direction of her boyfriend! Whom, by the way, ISN'T THE SAME AS MINE!"
"Those girls totally DESERVED to be stalked! You have no proof we were making out! You were at the opposite end of the freaking GYM!"
"HA! So you admit you were MAKING TIME with him!"
"I SAID NO SUCH THING!"
"WHAT THE HELL ELSE WOULD YOU HAVE BEEN DOING ON TOP OF HIM WITH YOUR LIPS LOCKED?!?!"
"IT'S FREAKING HEALTH CLASS, CORNELIA! IT'S CALLED CPR!"
"ONLY IF THE FREAKING VICTIM ISN'T RESUSCITATING YOU BACK!"
"Which he WASN'T!"
"I saw that GA-GA look on your face! I doubt you get THAT happy saving someone's life!"
"OK! Fine! If it makes you HAPPY, for like TWO SECONDS I kissed him!"
"THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME FREAKING HAPPY!"
"Why are you only bitching at ME?"
"He wouldn't have been TEMPTED to BEGIN with if you hadn't partnered up with him!"
"I never VOLUNTEERED to be his partner! What was I supposed to SAY to Mr. Reynolds? 'Sorry, but I think I won't take this EXAM'?!"
"YES!"
"Just because YOU'RE failing health doesn't mean I have to too!"
"You do if you want to REMAIN healthy!"
"If you had any BRAINS underneath all that BLONDE you'd know better than to THREATEN me!"
"If you had any BREASTS underneath that BRA you wouldn't want to steal other people's BOYFRIENDS in the FIRST place!"
This comment was followed by a moment of silence. The Guardians feared the two were going to rip into each other. Caleb feared the two were going to rip into each other and then the survivor was going to rip into him. To their complete and total surprise, Will and Cornelia smirked at each other.
"Heh" said Will.
"Heh" said Cornelia.
Will held out her hand, now smiling. "Truce?"
Cornelia took it firmly, smiling in return. "Truce. At least until you fill out an 'A' cup, anyway. Wanna get a smoothie?"
"Sure, my throat is killing me"
The two girls walked out of the auditorium without any further comments. The girls glanced at each other and started walking out after the two. Irma shoved both hands in her pockets, letting out a long whistle as Taranee removed her glasses to make sure they were clean and Hay Lin looked just plain shocked.
"Well, I didn't see that coming" she commented as the doors swung closed behind them. Caleb blinked a few times in shock as he was left alone in the gym. When he found his voice, he shouted after them.
"Wait! WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?!"
Poor Caleb, must be hard being such an adorable hunk…(dreamy sigh). Anyway, came up with this while reading an argument Gert and Nico have in Runaways 17. Nico kissed Gert's boyfriend which leads to an argument where they both equally insult each other and then make up to poor Victor's total confusion.