This is my first fanfic, so be nice!
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha! P.S. plzz don't send flames, I suck at writing!
Inu-derella
Cast-
Cinderella- Inuyasha
Stepsister #1- Sesshoumaru
Stepsister#2- Koga
Stepmother- Naraku
Fairy godmother- Rin
prince ( er.. princess actually )- Kagome
Pet cat-kilala
King-Miroku
Queen-Sango
Duke-Shippo
Inuyasha: (mopping the floor) Stupid floor, stupid mop, stupid house, stupid stepmother and sisters, stupid author for making me into stupid Cinderella.
(suddenly a voice comes out of no where!)
Unknown voice: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!
Inuyasha: um……….stupid?
Voice: HOW DARE YOU!
Inuyasha: well, sooorrry! Who are you anyway?
Voice: I'M THE ALMIGHTY AUTHOR OF COURSE! MUAHAHAHA!
Inuyasha: o0 Where are you? (looks around the room)
Voice: I'M RIGHT HERE!
Inuyasha: (turns around and sees me a.k.a fairfairy1994, holding onto a mike) sooooo……why are you here?
Fairfairy1994: (pauses) um……I DON'T KNOW! Hey look over there!( points at the wall)
Inuyasha: (turns his head) WHAA?
Fairfairy1994: (runs off)
Inuyasha: (Turns back) OH SHIT! SHE RAN OFF!
(DOOR BELL RINGS)
Inuyasha: Now who is it? (Opens door, looks around and no one is there)
Inuyasha: Huh? No one's here!
(Suddenly another voice comes out of no where)
Voice: I'm down here you idiot!
Inuyasha: (looks down and sees Shippo) Who are you?
Shippo: I'm the grand duke Shippo! MUUUUUAAAHahahahahahahahahaha!
Inuyasha: (thinking) Ggggrrreeeaaattttttt! First the crazy author girl and now some lunatic squirrel boy!
Shippo: Um… what are you thinking?
Inuyasha: ( snaps back to reality) er….. Nothing! Hey shouldn't you be taller?
Shippo: Are you saying I'm short? I'm not short! ( sobs)
Inuyasha: Oh great, now he's crying
Shippo: (suddenly stops crying) haha! Tricked you! LOSER!
Inuyasha: WHY YOU LITTLE! (about to strangle Shippo.)
Shippo: WAIT ! Pease don't kill me! I just wanted to give you and your family this! (holds up a fancy looking envelope)
Inuyasha: oh, thanks. (grabs the envelope, and slams the door on Shippo's face)
Hmmm……….I wonder what it says ?
( Sesshoumaru and Koga runs down staircase like little school girls, and behind them is Naraku)
Koga: ooohhh! What's that? Is for me!
Naraku: Give me that envelope, Cinderella! (snatches envelope from Inuyasha)
Inuyasha: Why do you call me Cinderella anyways? My name is Inuyasha!
Naraku: Because the Grand Author commands it! The Grand Author knows all!
Inuyasha: Whatever (rolls eyes )
Sesshoumaru: Read the letter! Read the letter! (jumps up and down like a little girl)
Naraku: Okay, okay (opens the letter and reads)
Dear, family we forgot the name of;
You are hereby, invited to princess Kagome's grand ball.
All males in the family are invited (not including gay one's). Princess Kagome will choose her groom to be at the ball, (because all her other fiancés, were either deaf , already dead in the first place ,or just plain idiots). If she is unable to choose a groom, the king and queen will choose. The ball will be held in the castle (duh).
Sincerely
Yours (not really)
The King and Queen.
Koga: Cool! This is exciting, Princess Kagome is sssooo cute! (hugs Kagome plushie)
Sesshoumaru: I wanna go, so I can show off my pretty new outfit!
Naraku: I guess I'm going to have to go too.
Inuyasha : Didn't you read the letter? It says that GAY guys aren't allowed to go.
Naraku: Oh yah, I forgot……………. HEY!
Inuyasha: hahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa!
Naraku: (face turns red) BECAUSE OF THAT YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO GO TO THE BALL!
Inuyasha: So? I don't want to go anyway!
( fairfairy1994 appears out of no where )
Fairfairy1994: Hey, you can't say that! You're completely ruining the plot!
Inuyasha: So? You're not the boss of me!
Fairfairy1994:Oh yah! (takes out a piece of paper and writes: then a giant bolder falls on Inuyasha)
(giant bolder falls on Inuyasha)
Inuyasha : Aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Fairfairy1994: Say it! Say it!
Inuyasha: Okay! Okay! (sarcastically) I want to go to the princess's ball because it's going to be fun.
Fairfairy1994: Yay!( disappears)
Koga: That was weird…..
Sesshoumaru: Anyway, you can't go because you don't have an outfit and you have to your chores.
Inuyasha: Eh…whatever
at the castle
( Miroku is flirting with a maid)
Miroku: Yah know, I don't say this to everyone, but will you do the honour of baring me a son?
Maid: (blushing) Oh my gosh! What about Queen Sango and Princess Kagome?
( Kagome appears)
Kagome: Father! You're flirting with the maids again! (Grabs Miroku by the ear and drags him away)
Kagome: Father, you really shouldn't tell every new maid we hire to bare you a son. What will mother (Sango, just in case you forgot) think?
Miroku: Eeemmm…….. let's keep this to ourselves. Now enough about me, how about you ? Have you chosen a groom yet?
Kagome: For Pete's sake, would you stop bothering me about that! I MEAN, I'M LIKE, ONLY FRICGGIN' I5!
Miroku: ooooohhhhhhh……… who's Pete? Someone I should know about!
Kagome: I give up! (rolls eyes)
Miroku: Hey, now I get it! You're trying to tell me to stop bothering you about finding a husband!
Kagome: By George you got it!
Miroku: Greeeaaatttt……….. First Pete, and now George! Who are these people?
Kagome: That's it, I give up!
back at Cinderella's home
Koga: Cinderella , make me a dress!
Inuyasha: uummm……you're a guy…
Koga: so…..your point is…..?
Inuyasha: Oh, forget it!
Koga: Make my dress!
Inuyasha: Oh fine (walks away)
in the living room
Inuyasha: (attempting to make a dress)
( Naraku enters room)
Naraku: What'cha doin'?
Inuyasha: Making a dress for Koga
Naraku : Well how rude, Koga should make his own dresses. Why don't you do take a break?
Inuyasha :(drops everything and jaw drops open) Are you serious?
Naraku: YEP!
Inuyasha: Really?
Naraku: OF COURSE NOT! I WAS TRICKING YOU! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(fairfairy1994 appears)
Fairfairy1994: Inuyasha, you're suppose to cry now.
Inuyasha: Are you joking! I'm not crying! I'm a man!
Fairfairy1994: Oh yah! (takes out a piece of paper and writes " Inuyasha then suddenly began to cry")
Inuyasha: You bitch! (sob) I'll kill you! (sob) ( attempts to strangle fairfairy1994, but fails because she disappears into thin air)
To Be Continued...Dun Dun Dun DUN