This is actually a drabble that I did for another pairing in my other posting sites. I decided to make it a NaruSasu drabble. The names and a few small details were the only thing I changed other than that it's pretty much the same.
Naruto flipped through all the channels without even blinking. It just happened to be a boring day on his day off. Sighing he decided to leave it on Animal Planet, not even paying attention to what the topic was on.
All of a sudden he saw the most strange thing. Looking closer at what it was he gave a high pitch shriek.
Sasuke came running to where the petite man was. His heart racing with fear that something had happened to him. "What? What is it? What's wrong? Are you all right?"
The tanned man raised a shaking hand and pointed at the screen where two animals were going at it as if there were no tomorrow, the commentary was saying something about the animals reproducing and mating season. "What? Are you scared of the animals?"
The blonde shook his head. "N-Not that."
"Then what?"
"They're both males."
"So?" Sasuke tilted his head slightly to the side, not really understanding what his lover was trying to say. The answer was one he didn't expect and made an astonished look appear on his face.
"They fuck just like us!"