Cajpter 1: soni c an shado wer..yaoi?

ok haiiii guyzzz itz me XD n dis iz an fnafic fr meh freeend ##33 LUVV U MOAR TAN BLOD ON TEH DANCEFLOOR 4333# XDXD 3::3 i neva wroet fanfric b5 nao soo *jums out okf box ranbobly* RAWR FUK DAT!11! ***HATERZ GUNA H9*** U CANT STAHP MEH! XD

ok so it allstart ted wen sonic wuz goin fast 2 somewwere dats SPOILIER LPLZ bcuz he gotta go fsat (LOLOLELXD) but hes not FUKIN PREP NYMOAR (he COOLL nao cuz he s speical snoflak) has bIapclk eyliner ad rainbow stripped hair spikes bujt liek over his face cuz hes scene an emo an cooooooooollll n SEXEHH XD...so he had BLOD RED like DrRIPPING BOLLD contncec lenziz he was weara blood on tehdancefoor blak ripped shrit from hotopicc an his arms wer BLU (((not ur dumass beajj loll nerds0)) but ne way he was go fast an sudedndedly was

SHWADO TEH HEGSEHOG! from behind bush. sonic was liek no snoic u dnot unstand i a,,m BLAKC DEATH MEATLL! an also mebbe scene xd btu meTAL! ansonic was '''anll shut up shaodw im brekkin up wit u ur tru destinu is...~~scdene~~"""

;;'"'1….watevr u dont know mi life…""an he made cry face liek dis ;_; "ok fien den no moere yaoiz 3 u in da BEFDOOM…….pozser! wer OEVR!''''an he wen t fat s ints dee distans as shawdo creye d """but baeee~~~i tot u sed ud luv me… … … … … 5evr?!!"''' ' menwile sonic was gald he dthiched da FAEK FREIND! "'haha looser dint desever my chikan mcnugis and/or litning FAST … …...donger.'''

HARTBR8K? AlLREDY? WWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOAOAAAAOAAA ^_^ CHPAPTER TOW IZ COMIN SSON !1! LIEK IF U CRIE ALLL TEH TIEM!111!