Author's Note: I'll be making Kirby and other non-speaking characters talk in this story. This is my second Christmas fanfic for Smash Brothers. Kirby is the main character along with King Dedede and Ness.

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December 24th, Christmas Eve

The holiday the Smashers love the most was just a day away. To celebrate this wonderful time of year, the Smashers went out to go skating at a giant frozen pond by the Smash Mansion. Everyone was super excited… except for a certain stubborn and self-centered penguin named King Dedede. He couldn't stand the joy that everyone felt around Christmas. You could say he's pretty much like the Grinch except he's not green. Surprisingly, the other villains like Bowser, Ganondorf, Wario, and Wolf decided to put aside their evil ways in honor of the season without complaining. Dedede honestly said to them that it was cowardly and that they're a disgrace to villains everywhere. But all that happened earlier before everyone went skating.

Dedede was skating grumpily when suddenly he tripped over on the ice and was sent flying across the pond and into a mountain of snow! Kirby and Ness rushed over to help him.

"Dedede, are you alright?!" Ness cried.

Both Kirby and Ness cooperated to pull the giant penguin out from the snow.

Kirby asked, "Dedede, are you okay?!"

Dedede shook off the snow on him. "Okay?! Oh, sure! Let's go back and do it again!" Dedede said sarcastically.

Ness and Kirby sighed in relief that Dedede was okay but still acting grouchy. Kirby exclaimed, "Oh, I'm so glad! I want everyone to be happy on Christmas Eve, Dedede! It's the big night! Tonight's the night that Santa Claus comes, his reindeer will be landing on the roof, then he takes his big sack of toys and he slides down the chimney!" Dedede growled under his breath and shouted, "Oh, come on!"

Kirby and Ness gasped and Ness said, "What do you mean, 'Oh, come on'?" King Dedede put one of his big hands in front of Kirby and Ness. "Just hold it right there, you dimwits! Do you know how big the inside of a chimney is?" Kirby and Ness looked at each other for a minute and they shook their heads at Dedede. He then brought his hands nearly close to each other to describe the size of the chimney.

"About this big! That's how big. So, how's a guy like Santa Claus who's probably about 400 pounds, how's he gonna come down all those skinny little chimneys?" Kirby and Ness started taking guesses. "Well… maybe he tries another way to get inside the house! Maybe he comes through the window?" Kirby answered.

"Windows locked." Dedede answered.

"In the door?" Ness asked.

"Doors locked." Dedede answered again.

"Or… maybe the incinerator shaft?" Ness guessed.

"NO! It's the chimney or nothing!" Dedede shouted annoyed.

Kirby suddenly looked dismayed. "I don't know how Santa gets in!"

Dedede smirked and said, "Well, if I were you, I'd find out..."

He then leaned himself to whisper to both Kirby and Ness. "…Because if he doesn't get in, there's gonna be a lot of empty stockings around town tomorrow morning. Heh, merry Christmas." And with that, Dedede walked away chuckling while carrying his giant mallet. As he left, the other Smashers got off the ice laughing as they were heading back to the Smash Mansion where Master Hand and Crazy Hand were waiting for them to return as they cooked Christmas dinner.

"Boy, I don't know how Santa comes down the chimney. But we'll find out right, Ness?" Kirby asked Ness.

"Sure we will!" Ness replied as he and Kirby started following the other Smashers back to the Mansion.

Author's Note: Chapter 1 complete! There might one or two more chapters for this story. It all depends how much I'd want to fit in. But good lord, will Kirby and Ness find out the mystery of how Santa can get down the chimney? We'll find out next time! Please review and/or fave if you guys like how this Christmas story is coming and thank you for reading.