DISCLAIMERThese characters are not mine, nor do I wish them to be, or Megan would explode the world. ALSOThis is a crack-fic, because I am on crack. just kidding. But seriously, don't expect this to make any sense.

Collaborated with crazycheshirecat13 over the phone at 11 at night. FEAR US!

It was a dark and sexy night. Kakashi Sensei was in his house, doing laundry, just like any other night. When he heard a knock at his door. He looked through the peephole to find that it was his loyal ninja friends Naruto and Sasuke. Kakashi, because of his laundry situation, was in his underwear. He opened the door a sliver and told the boys to wait for him while he changed and ran upstairs to get some clothes.
"He left the door open, we should just go in," said Naruto. Sasuke frowned a little. He didn't even want to come. Naruto promised to buy him new shoes because his old ones had worn out from the time he was attacked by a hoard of rampaging wildebeests. Sasuke nodded. They took the big duffle bag into the living room. Naruto bumped into a large floral vase. It fell and shattered. Pink shards of glass flew in every direction, including Sasuke's eye.
"Hahahahahaha! Why does Kakashi have a pink flowery vase?" Naruto laughed.
"Be quiet. We aren't supposed to be in here, remember?" Sasuke said.
"Don't be such a Bossy Betty! You remember what we're here for right?" Naruto replied. Sasuke nodded.
"Believe it!" Naruto enthusiastically yelled. This got Sasuke really mad. He hated it when Naruto said believe it. He jumped onto Naruto and grabbed him by the throat.
"Keep your mouth shut, you llama-fucker!" He yelled into Naruto's choking face.
"Agh! You're choking me! Believe it!" Naruto replied. Kakashi walked into the living.
"What's going on?" Kakashi said. Naruto and Sasuke's mouths dropped in a look that could only say 'WTF?'
"Where did your underwear go?" Sasuke cried.
"They were dirt—WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY VASE! I'm going to kill you!" Kakashi bellowed. Naruto ran out of the house in fear, leaving the mysterious duffle bag, and Sasuke behind. Kakashi caught Sasuke by his girlish locks.
"I'll deal with him later. But for now, you need a spanking…" Kakashi smiled an evil smile. He dragged Sasuke up to his room and tied him to the bed, face down, with the help of duck-tape and handcuffs. He went to the stereo and pushed the play button. It began to play MC Hammer's classic hit, 'Can't Touch This' Sasuke's screams could be heard all-night long. There was certainly a lot more then spanking in that punishment.
Sasuke limped away the next morning covering his bum. Kakashi never looked more satisfied.

THREE WEEKS LATER

Kakashi enter his living room as the sun began to rise. It had been a long night at the gay bar. Pablo had really been testing his flexibility that night. As he walked to the stairs, he noticed a very ugly smell. He wondered where it had come from. He checked his whole house, especially his refrigerator and his underwear drawer. He finally looked behind the couch to find the mysterious duffle bag. He smiled remembering the best sex he had ever had.
"Boy, was that whip cream delicious…" Kakashi muttered. Kakashi unzipped the bag slowly as the smell intensified. He covered his nose because it was so nasty. He finally saw the horror the lay hiding inside.
"So that's where Sakura has been these past weeks…."

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