A/N: Yeah, I don't really know what to think of this. It's what happens when I get struck with inspiration at midnight (my prime time for it).
You may love it, you may hate it. But at least I can say I tried.
Oops, forgot to mention. Remus Crux and Thurid Guild belong to Derek Landy. I own nothing.
Remus Crux strode up to the Grand Mage's door and knocked timidly, aware that he was 30 minutes late for their 'meeting'. The door opened, and Thurid Guild stood there, looking annoyed.
"You're late," he pointed out.
"Yes, yes, I'm sorry, I got caught up in uh... traffic," stammered Remus.
"Hmmph. Come inside then," said Guild, ushering the detective in to the lounge-room.
"Half an hour late, from traffic. I don't believe you," Guild said, sitting on his couch. "What were you really doing?"
"I was, ah, um... well... on facebook," admitted Crux.
"Facebook!" Exclaimed Guild incredulously. "Facebook! What a childish waste of time."
"Yes, I now..." Remus sighed. "Sorry."
"All is forgiven. Now, come, we have much to do."
"Yes, much..." said Crux, sliding along the sofa, closer to guild.
Guild smiled and took Crux' hands, looking at him.
"You have the most beautiful eyes..." murmured Thurid.
Remus didn't say anything, but instead leaned forward and kissed the Grand Mage, who responded in kind, wrapping his arms around Crux. Remus continued kissing, and moved a hand down to Thurid's crotch, rubbing the growing bulge. Thurid moaned quietly and removed Remus' jumper and shirt, then ran his hands across the detective's toned chest.
Taking this as his cue, Remus slipped off Guild's robes and undergarments, taking Guild's member in his hand, beginning to pump it slowly.
"More..." moaned Guild.
Remus began to pump faster, as Thurid unzipped Remus' pants and pushed them down, exposing his bulging teddy bear boxers. Pulling them down, he began stroking Remus' manhood, in the same manner as his was being stroked.
Remus leaned back in, reclaiming Guild's lips, before pressing his tongue against Guild's mouth, inviting Thurid to do him battle. Thurid accepted, his own tongue fighting Remus' for dominance.
Eventually, having been in this position for some time, Guild broke off and stood up, grabbing a container of lube. He opened it and began applying it to his throbbing member, as Remus took off his pants fully and bent over, awaiting his lubrication. Thurid complied, rubbing it around his lover's anus, and plunging a finger inside to apply it there, causing Remus to moan.
Once he was done applying the lubricant, Thurid steadied himself and Remus with both hands on Remus' hips. Then, he pushed forwards, claiming Remus' tight ass.
Remus moaned loudly, urging Guild onwards. Guild drew out and in, increasing in speed, while reaching around to Remus' member, which he grabbed and began stroking again.
Remus moaned again, overwhelmed by the pleasure. Thurid grunted from the exertion, thrusting ever faster, nearing his completion. Remus too was approaching his limit, constantly moaning at Thurid's thrusts.
Suddenly, Thurid thrust in one last time and cried out, then released into Remus. Remus moaned a long, low moan, climaxing as well, coming into Thurid's hand.
The two fell onto the couch in exhaustion, their bodies intertwined, their lips locked again. The meeting lasted for several more hours...