A/N: I am lacking inspiration for my other fic, so when I had a free moment around midnight last night I decided to try my hand at poetry! Shocking I know, try not to faint. Please give honest feedback!

FYI: If you recognize it , then I don't own it….Yet…MWAHAHAHA!!!!

The Crew of Serenity in Haiku Form

Mal

Bad. In the Latin

Captain Tight pants hits A. Wing

Loves Serenity

Zoe

Warrior woman

Didn't like his moustache then,

Now, she would love it

Wash

A leaf on the wind

Did not want to blow away

Did not have a choice

Kaylee

Cheerful mechanic

Wants a wedding a la Doc

Loves her strawberries

Jayne

Jayne is a girls name

She could be a tough little merc

But Jayne ain't no girl!

Inara

Hides her love for Mal

She fences fast like a freak

Knows where Mal got stabbed

Book

Says words for Tracey

Brains in danger, snow on roof

Fuzzy on knee-caps

Simon

He is such a boob.

So says River his sister.

Can heal body not soul

River

Whimsical brain pan

Morbid and creepifying

Always loved to dance

A/N: There you go! My sad, little attempt at poetry….Review? Please!