Bella was walking down the street, highly annoyed, giving the death glare to anyone who dared stare at her. Edward was being a total idiot, and Bella had had enough. She muttered incoherent curses under breath the whole way down the street when suddenly Edward jumped out in front of her. He had a pair of ripped purple shorts on, and nothing else.
"I am the Incredible Hunk!" He announced proudly to chuckles from the more good-tempered people walking down the street.
"Don't look in his eyes, Tom, Harriett." A worried mother whispered. Bella jumped in front of Edward going scarlet.
"I am so sorry, he's been doing this all day! Edward, go home!" Bella instructed, mortified.
"It is not my fault I am so incredibly hunky." Edward pouted.
"The entire world should know. No, the entire universe should know! You are one lucky girl Isabella, such a hunk for a husband!"
"Edward put some clothes on now."
"Or what Mom?"
"I-I-I will I will, ugh!"
"That's what I thought! Nothing can stop the incredible hunk!" Edward sauntered down the street, asking random people if they would like an autograph. One extremely nauseating woman even squeezed Edwards muscles a little, whispering to her friend, and getting him to sign a picture he had brought along with him for her with a flourish Edward signed it: The Incredible Hunk. To Cassandra Love Hunky!
Bella walked over to him giving a particularly nasty glare to 'Cassandra' and ripping the picture up.
"I cannot believe I agreed to marry such an idiot. Good day Cassandra." Her mouth twisted around the name like poison.
"Aw, Bella, don't be like that, it's not my fault people want to admire my awesome hunk power!"
"Humph" Bella kept walking.
"Bella-Wella?" Bella smiled at the nickname Edward had given her.
"Yes Eddie-Weddie?"
"You know you're the one for me right?"
"Yeah. Put some clothes on you look ridiculous."