"Alright, son. Here we go. We're in goddamn park" said Cobra Commander.
'Dad, why people are so mean to you?" asked Billy.
"I don't care! They are idiots. Like freaking G.I. Joe".
"But, dad, I love G.I. Joe. I have Scarlett from friends in Facebook".
"WHAT?!"
"I-I-I-I can remove her from friends".
"Very good, son. You must have friends like Destro... No. He is bullshit."
"Dad, why do you call uncle James bullshit? You are his best man".
"I don't care. Even he could be my girlfriend. But this will never happen".
"Of course, dad," agreed Billy. "But my mom told me, that you are gay".
"She is freaking idiot. It was big mistake to marry her. And you. You are mistake!"
"But Storm Shadow is so proud to me. I've learned a few..."
"I don't care! He is japanese! All japanese are freaking idiots! Also their anime or whatever".
"Dad, why do you hate the whole world?"
"I don't care!"
"Dad, why do you talk like Pewdiepie?"
"I don't care!" shouted Cobra Commander.
"Did you hear that?" asked Duke to Flint.
"What?" asked Flint.
"Look, guys!" called Roadblock. "It's Cobra Commander!"
"What is he doing?" asked Flint.
Duke, Flint and Roadblock came to Cobra Commander, who was trying to climb on tree.
"What are you doing?" asked Duke to Cobra Commander.
"I DONT CARE!"
Pewdiepie press botton. Cobra Commander bloewd.
"Amazing game!" smiled Pewdiepie. "Next time I'll play Snake Eyes".