"An Ode To My Sister"
Rated T
Disclaimer: I do not own anything associated with the show I Didn't Do It or any of the characters. I Didn't Do It and its characters are owned by Disney Channel. Anyway, since this is my first fic on this show, I'd figured I'd treat you to a little poetry dedicated to Lindy Watson, told by Logan Watson! So enjoy!
My sweet sister Lindy
So brave and true
Has a face that turns bright red and not blue
She's always there for me
I know it's all too right
The way she picks her nose and eats it terrifies me with fright
She's way annoying than Delia
And that's a dead-given fact
Instead of hearing her talk, I dream I'd shoot myself intact
But I will admit
My sister is way hot
Way hotter than touching a smoker's bag of pot
If I wasn't related to my sister
By usually some kind of luck
I'd take her big booty by behind, of whom I like to fuck
That's an ode to my sister
"So, what do you think?" Logan said to his friends.
Truth be told, they were horrified by Logan's poem to his sister. Lindy and Jasmine both had shocked looks on their faces, while both Delia and Garrett tried not to laugh at his stupid offended poem. On occasion, Lindy's drink even fell to the ground in surprise.
"Dear god, Logan!" Lindy cringed, "Are you sick?"
"That's your own sister you're talking about!" Jasmine cringed at Logan as well.
"Hey, I can't lie if my sister's hot!" Logan replied in full form. "Besides, incest poetry is the hottest thing going today!"
"Dude, you told Lindy you wanted to take her from behind." Garrett smirked.
"Yeah, that's probably sick enough." Delia smirked as well.
"So, anyone wanna hear it again?" Logan shrugged.
With a pressuring smile on Logan's face, his friends decided to pass on Logan's sick offer.
"Uh no!" Lindy said as she got out of her seat, "I've already heard enough!"
"Ugh, same here!" Jasmine nodded, following Lindy.
"Where are ya going?" Logan shouted to his friends, "I got other more sick poems you should check out! I even made one made out dedicated to Garrett's cold sore!"
"I'm gonna pass on that one, Logan." Delia chuckled.
However, Logan was approached by Garrett, who looked offended and angered by his friend's comment.
"Thankfully," Logan sighed. "At least there's someone who appreciates my work!"
"My lip burnt trying to eat a marshmallow covered in fire!" Garrett snapped at Logan, "It wasn't a frickin' cold sore!"
From there, Garrett was the last one to leave Rumble Juice. This left only Logan alone in the establishment. He was a bit confused on what happened to him just now.
"Okay, that was awkward..." He spoke to himself.
Ya think, Logan?!
Anyway, I'm one of the few people liked it. So, I gotta say, it wasn't that bad! Congrats to Logan.
Anyway, feedbacks are welcome! Tell me what ya think of it! Totes!