This message board has been put up by order of Raimon Natsumi so that she can address the team and their problems without taking time away from her already busy schedule.
Endou: Please stop yelling "Sakka Yarouze" so often. Not only is it annoying but you did it right in Shishido's ear the other day and his hearing still hasn't come back. Despite this being impressive due to the vast amount of hair blocking off his ears, we are now down a sub for the foreseeable future.
Goenji: Please stop being so late all the time. We are constantly forced to put training on hold while we wait for you to turn up. It is ruining my schedule. Also, stop setting the balls on fire. They are very expensive and the school's sports budget can only stretch so far.
Kidou: I appreciate that you wish to protect Haruna's 'chastity' or whatever, but kicking a ball at Fudou's face when he came to visit because he made eye contact with her is pushing it a little. And poor Tachimukai is still scarred from when you "had a friendly chat" with him when he handed her a rice ball.
Kazemaru: How the hell do you keep your hair looking so perfect after running around all day? Seriously, most girls would kill to have your hair.
Someoka: Do you dye your hair? It's only just occurred to me to ask you.
Handa: Please do try and speak up when in strategy meetings. You blend in with the background so easily that it's easy to forget that you're there.
Kabeyama: Have you seen a Doctor about your legs? Because I'm pretty sure that having legs that look like drumsticks is not healthy. Unless you are a chicken, or a turkey, or some other sort of poultry.
Shourin: Stop using the goal posts as punching posts. They've started to bend a little, which is impressive considering the crap they get put through from Goenji and Someoka on a day to day basis.
Shadow: I understand that you have this whole dark and mysterious thing going on, but wearing a cape and throwing it over your head as you sidestep away to leave is taking it a bit too far.
Kageno: Get a haircut. How you can see where you are going is beyond me.
Shishido: I would tell you to get a haircut as well, but I suspect it's the only thing that protected you from permanent ear drum damage. Get well soon.
Kurimatsu: Why do you constantly wear that plaster on your nose? Do you have sinus issues, or are you just being punched in the same place every day? If so, please tell somebody about it.
Megane: Do some training for once, will you? All you've got going for you is your move naming, which is becoming redundant now. Your only hissatu involves you taking a hit to the face. Considering you wear glasses, that's not a good thing.
Max: Do you ever take your hat off? It must get awfully hot when you're on the pitch.
Aki: Please stop daydreaming about Ichinose and help out more…on second thoughts, just think about him, and only him. Got it!
Haruna: I'm starting to think that you're setting guys up to be messed with by Kidou. If so, then that is incredibly screwed up. If not, please have a word with your brother.
Fuyuka: Back off. He's mine bitch. It's canon.