NJ: OK, this is probably a sucky idea, but to get over writer's block and the swirling abyss that is currently my brain...I must write this! To you, I present... :: draws curtain:: ... 'The product of boredom!'

Jujik: Spare us all...NJ owns nothing except the idea and me...that's it! Nothing more, nothing less. Get over it! BTW this disclaimer applies for the whole fic...so read it carefully...

NJ: Oh let the insanity begin!

Jujik: ...it never stopped...

NJ...Shut up. You ruin all my dramatic moments, damn you.

Jujik: Jus' doin' me job.

NJ: You're fired.

Note: My character will be in the first chapter and a few others to establish some sort of plot and bad-guy-ness, and of course the last chapter to get his butt kicked...but that's all! NO romance (except between Yusuke and Keiko...maybe...I haven't decided yet.) just humour...and as it's humour, there might be some ooc-ness running around...JUST READ THE FIC!

Jujik was furious.

'How dare he! That stuck-up, no good, jackass of a fire demon! He insulted NJ!' Thoughts like these were never a good sign when they came down to the dog vampire, Jujik. Hiei had insulted NJ and that was the one thing he couldn't stand; someone taking his job. There was a sudden bang from downstairs and a string of fluent curses streamed from a cat youkai's mouth,

"DAMN FREAKING NO GOOD PIECE OF CHEAP JUNK! ALL YOU'RE GOOD FOR IS TO BE TAKEN TO THE SCRAP HEAP! ...JUJIK! I'M GOING OUT TO BUY SOME NEW CLOTHES!" She called up to him and he nodded to himself,

'NJ's cursing at the...EUREKA!'

"NJ, I'm borrowing your pen and taking 'it' with me..." He said, to her from the top of the stairs, not trusting her not to blow up if he said what 'it' was. NJ was getting her jacket on top of her ripped sweater and was stepping out of the door,

"Huh? Why? What for?"

"Revenge."

"Oh OK, just make sure the pen comes back in one piece...It's holds my mighty authoress powers..."

Jujik rolled his eyes.
Hiei was sleeping peacefully in his tree until a loud rumble woke him. He opened one eye in irritation and growled at the intruder.

'None other than that stupid dog-eared felon again...' he thought in annoyance and closed his eye again. The quiet he had was always short lived (an: Poor Hiei) and that always put him in a foul mood.

"YO! HALF-BREED FREAK! GET DOWN HERE, CAUSE I WANNA FIGHT!" Jujik's voice called up into the tree. He knew he was pushing his luck with Hiei of all people, but he had a plan that he thought would work...he just needed Hiei on the ground.

"Go to hell!"

"Been there, done that."

"Shut the hell up and leave me alone!" Hiei was really mad now and no amount of Rekai's laws would stop him from killing this annoying pest.

"Either you're way too scared to fight me or you don't want to know where Kuwabaka's taken Yukina..." Jujik said nonchalantly and place his hands behind his head. That did the trick. Hiei leapt to the ground and took Jujik by the neck,

"Where?" his voice was dangerously low and for a moment Jujik thought he had gone too far with the lie, but he realized that this was the moment he had been waiting for,

"Oops, I lied" And gave a savage kick to Hiei's mid-riff, causing him to stagger back a few feet. Jujik took the chance and aimed NJ's pen at him, sending a powerful beam of energy at him, again causing him to back up a few more feet. Hiei tripped and fell backwards and straight into a round doorway that seemed very small at the time.

Jujik punched the air in triumph as he shut the round glass door.

"I knew this washing machine was good for something!" He crowed and set the dial for high speed.

Hiei was trapped inside a washing machine that was rapidly filling with water and soap.

'This is not good...WHERE THE HELL IS THE DETECTIVE WHEN YOU NEED HIM?!'

-----To be continued-----
NJ: Despite the fact that it is really short, I really think I should end it right there.

I'm sorry I haven't updated any of my other fics but...but...Um...I'LL DO IT SOON, I PROMISE!

R&R and no flames please...remember this is just a product of boredom...I'll need a satisfying number of reviews to update, so you better review while the idea is fresh!