A.N. I do not own Dragonball Z, Charlie the Unicorn, or Fruit Loops. I really do need some Fruit Loops though, I'm all out of breakfast food.

Somewhere in HFIL.

"Cell Wake up!"

"I wasn't sleeping."

"Wake up!"

"Damn you, Frieza, what is your problem?"

Frieza began to jump up and down excitedly. "We're going to Candy Mountain, Cell!"

Cell raised an eyebrow. "We? As in…?"

"You and me!" Freiza exclaimed gleefully. "There is sooooo much cool stuff there!"

"Like candy?"

"Exactly."

"No," Cell spoke in a flat tone.

"Huh?" Frieza was floored.

"No."

"But you have to go to Candy Mountain! It's the best place in HFIL! Pleeeeeese? Pleeeeese? Pleeeeease? Pleeeee-"

"Fine! I will go to this Candy Mountain and conquer it! As long as we do not travel alone. That would be gay." Cell sputtered at the former warlord.

"Yea! Ginyu! Father! We're going to Candy Mountain!"

Ginyu, in alien frog form, and King Cold jumped out from behind a rock. They had apparently been listening the entire time. They both threw their hands up in the air and began to dance. "CANDY MOUNTAIN! CANDY MOUNTAIN!"

"AHHH!" Cell screamed and covered his square-ish ears. "Let's just go!"

….

"Oh! Is this not the loveliest magical forest you have ever seen?" King cold whirled around to take in the scenery.

"It looks like the same rocks we have been passing for hours," The not so amused android glowered.

"Look!" Ginyu, King Cold, and Frieza pointed at a fast approaching yellow blow. Freiza turned to Cell. "It's a magical guide!"

"I had no idea something like that even existed," Cell said, more in shock than wonder.

"Oh great magical guide thing! How do we get to Candy Mountain?" Frieza bowed his head in his own humble tone.

The yellow blob burped.

"That way!" Freiza pointed to the side.

"I'm not sure that this is such a good idea," Cell sighed. But the entire crew had already taken off running.

…..

The next thing he knew, Cell was on a rickety bridge over a large bottomless canyon. "Um, is it really okay for us to be crossing this bridge?"

"Of course!" King Cold and Frieza chimed back at him, having almost completely made it across. Positive croaking came from under him as Captain Ginyu decided to put his two cents in.

"You idiot frog! You add nothing to the story!" Cell picked up the frog and chucked him into the abyss below.

As Cell made it to the other side Freiza pointed yet again. "We're here! Look!"

Look Cell did. "That's just Buu with a candy cane."

Buu ran over to Cell brimming with happiness. He took a big breath and began to sing. "OH! When you're down and looking for some cheering up-"

SMACK! Cell punched Buu square in the temple. Buu retaliated by beating Cell furiously. The grumpy biomechanical monster found it impossible to stop Buu's barrage of attacks. Apparently he was very sensitive about his singing.

"Serves you right, bastard! That's for eating the last of the Fruit Loops!" Frieza snickered as he watched the merciless beating. "Do you hear that you free loader? Do you have any idea how much a box of cereal costs around here?"

Fin!

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