"Dewmountain! What a name!" It was Dewpaw's warrior ceremony.
"Dewmountain! Dewmountain! Dewmountain!" the cats sang.

As Dewmountain sat vigil, she sensed a cat was nearby. She crouched down, and let out a tiny growl. "HELLO BOBBY!" Someone shouted, bounding into the camp. "Huh?" Many cats said. Dewmountain could only watch in stunned silence. (Well, she couldn't talk at all, could she?) Finally, Fallenstar let out a harsh yowl and all the cats stuffed their ears in moss. "What in StarClan's name are you doing?!" She asked the cat. "StarClan? What's a StarClan?" The trespasser asked the Clan leader. "WHAT FOOL COULDN'T KNOW WHAT STARCLAN IS?!" And then she lost a life right then and there. "Huh?" Most of the cats said again. Dewmountain couldn't say anything, as she was on vigil.

"Wait!" A Clan cat asked. "Where is Dewmountain? She let the cat come in!" All the cats turned towards the new Warrior. Then she was hit with a badger-full of questions. "Why didn't you warn us?!" Pebblescar asked. "Will he hurt us?" Snakekit asked his mother. "Why'd you let him in?!" Jayfur, a cranky elder demanded. "He's disturbing my sleep!" Then Fallenstar woke up and started to walk in circles dizzily. "Come back, mommy! Mommy, I need you to help me with these idiot cats!" He said.

Then all the cats pounced on him, and he lost another life. Unfortunately, that was his last life. All the cats cheered. "I guess I'm the new leader, then!" The stranger meowed. "My name is Thunderhappy!" "Thunderhappy! Thunderhappy! Thunderhappy!" All the cats shouted. Except Dewmountain, of course. She was sitting vigil. I can't take this anymore! She thought. And she couldn't. Dewmountain exploded. "YAAAYYYY!" All the cats meowed. "NO MORE DEWMOUNTAIN! HELLO BOBBY!"