If you read this story twice, it might be funnier the second time
Please read to the end, just do it.
If you can't read to the end, because you think it's too nasty, please look back up here and read this: gnitabrutsam ton s'araaG (It's backwards so you don't read it on accident and spoil the surprise)
Sometimes, Gaara just wanted to leave. Just get up and never have to sign another paper or go to another meeting, at which he wasn't taken seriously because of his age. But then the reality set in. In the Leaf village, what would be waiting for him was a group of loud and obnoxious Ninja. He knew this to be a fact, because, said Ninja had come to the Sand village to celebrate his birthday. That was Kankuro's fault, anyway; he should have never told them what January 19th was. So now, it was time for Gaara to do only when he felt the most depressed. He turned off the camera in his room (Hey, even the Kazekage could go corrupt and people needed to know, if he did. But it was a serious design flaw to put the off switch in the same room as him.) locked the door and brought out his extra special 'Happy Time' DVDs all about the same thing. Kankuro and Temari had been informed about 'Gaara Time' as they called it, and they had formulated a very embarrassing theory.
"Temari." Kankuro said, getting his sister's attention."Gaara's… doing it again."
"Oh. Okay, my God, that boy's gotta find a way to do it in a less obvious way." Temari said "We should talk to him about it."
"Yes, that would be for the best." Kankuro and Temari then made their way to the Kazakage's office. They knocked on the door.
"I'm busy." Was the response
"Yeah, we know, now open the door." Kankuro said
"I'm busy."
"Ninja art," Temari said "Wind scythe jutsu!"
"Wait!" Gaara shouted. Seconds later, the door cracked open enough for Gaara to poke his head through. "Can I help you with something?
"Gaara, we know what you've been doing." Kankuro said
Gaara grabbed Kankuro by the shirt collar "How did you find out?"
"It was kind of obvious, once we were told about how you keep turning the camera off and locking the doors."
"Are they coming to take my DVDs away?"
"They don't know, but listen, Gaara." Temari said "Lots of kids around your age do that. It's nothing to be ashamed of."
"Really?"
"Yes," Temari said "And you know what? Adults do it, too."
"Wow, so I can stop hiding, then?"
"Yes, yes you can."
"Okay, then…two like to watch a DVD with me?" Gaara asked
"Uhh, I think it would be kinda awkward to masturbate next to my little brother."
"To do WHAT?" Gaara shouted "That's not what I've been doing! Oh, God, that's nasty, I can't believe that you would even… eew! I think I'm gonna vomit!"
"G-Gaara?"
"Leave me alone!"
"Wait, what have you been doing?"
Gaara walked back into his office, picked up a DVD and walked back to his siblings. He then showed the DVD to Kankuro and Temari.
"Ohh."
"Yes, that's what I've been watching!" Gaara then shut the door and locked it. He walked over to his DVD Player, put his DVD in and said "Barney, take me to your world. " As he sat down and watched Barney DVDs.
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Can someone tell me WTF just happened?
Reviews would be appreciated.