Summary: You were told about those big missions, but what about those little nothings you never knew about? Short stories about each cell's strange, but funny, nothing-missions.
Rated: Teen for cursing and, uh, 'bad words.'

A/N: Well, this is actually my first fic. I'm way new to this stuff, so please be nice! Oh, and the little words like 'gonna' and 'coulda' are spelt that way on purpose, because of ninja slang. J/K, but they are, because that's probably how the characters would talk. This also takes place before the chuunin exams. Hope you enjoy!

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P.O.V. of Sasuke..

I rolled my eyes. Dramatic, idiotic, and very strange; those were the best words to describe my teammates. Well, only the blonde weirdo was idiotic.

"IF KAKASHI-SENSEI DOESN'T SHOW UP RIGHT NOW, I'M GONNA JUMP OFF THIS STUPID BRIDGE AND INTO THE RIVER!" Naruto yelled, posing with his finger in the air. I heard a, "Tch," probably from Sakura.

I rolled my eyes, again. Why was I always stuck waiting for my perverted sensei? Why was that maniacal-book-reader always late? Why was my team made up of total losers? Why was Kakashi pushing Naruto off the bridge we'd been standing on for 3 hours?

Wait, back up. Kakashi was pushing Naruto off the…

Wow. Long way down.

I glanced at the river below from my leaning position on one of the bridge railings.

"I'll take you up on that," Kakshi was saying to Naruto, as I glanced back up with my perfect, stoic expression.

Kakashi was saying to Naruto, before he pushed the blonde off the bridge and down to Kami-knows-where.

"Kakashi-sensei!" Sakura cried, running to the edge of the bridge to stare helplessly down at the now-descending Naruto, who was yelling jumbles of curse words. "Kakashi-sensei," Sakura repeated.

I cringed. She was probably going to say something stupid about how cruel it was to push someone off a bridge, or-

"He said, 'right now,' and you just came, 'right now.' So technically, Naruto would only have jumped if you came, 'later.' Oh, by the way," She sucked in a deep breath, "YOU'RE LATE!"

I rolled my eyes; so much for caring about Naruto, but nothing really unfamiliar there.

Kakashi grinned awkwardly behind his mask, "Oh, well then-"

He was cut off by a, "SCREW YOU, SENSEI!" Three guesses who that was.

Why don't you all just join me now in the rolling of the eyes?

"I COULDA DIED!" Naruto screamed, squinting his eyes like the fool he was, "AND YOU ARE LATE! WAY LATE!"

Our aloof teacher didn't even try to make an excuse this time, "We have another mission. A kind old lady needs us to clean out her garage! How fun!"

I seriously cannot tell the difference between sarcasm and enthusiasm with this dude. But, this wasn't gonna be fun at all. There goes another day of my life gone to waste. Bye bye, precious day. Everyone wave…Now, let's watch the sarcasm-o-meter explode. Oh, joy.

"THAT SUCKS! WHAT KINDA MISSION IS THAT?!" Naruto shouted. For once, I agreed with the dunce.

"Lame," Sakura nodded.

"Plain stupid…" I muttered.

Kakashi might need a hearing aid, because, despite all our protests, he just shrugged and dragged us off to the annual, everyday hellhole.

It took about 15 seconds flat to arrive at the old lady's garage, or whatever it was.

"Thank you; thank you very much," An old voice said from behind me. I turned around, and out of the corner of my eye I saw Naruto spin on his heel with a horrified expression. The voice turned out to be that of an old lady; probably the owner of the stupid garage.

She bowed and Kakashi grinned sheepishly. Naruto, on the other hand…

"HOLY CRAP! IT'S A TALKING SHEEP DOG! WHAT THE HE-!!" He was cut off by Sakura, who shoved his head into a nearby wheel barrel full of hay. And thank God, too. I thought I was going deaf.

I heard Kakashi cough apologetically. The lady blinked twice, bowed again, awkwardly, and left in a rush. Could you blame her?

The maverick-imbecile managed to untangle himself from a bail of hay, and spat some out on the ground. Sakura made a face, "Eww! Gross!"

Can you guess what I did? Something to do with my eyes. Hint hint.

So, skip ahead to the 4 of us standing in front of the Godamn garage door.

Insert a certain blonde furiously trying to turn the doorknob.

"It's locked, genius," Sakura said, frowning. Naruto stopped turning the doorknob immediately, "I-..I knew that! I was just testing you, Sakura-chan!"

"Grow up!" Sakura retorted. She then turned to me, "What'll we do, Sasuke-kun? The lady didn't give us a key."

How the heck would I know?

"Who cares?" I pondered aloud. Naruto snickered. I gave him a hard kick. Oooh, not to self: Kicking an idiot eases pissed off prodigies.

Seeing as no one was going to do anything, I kicked down the door. It practically flew to the other side of the lame excuse for a garage. Naruto gaped and Sakura waved her hand in front of her face to usher the dust away. What was that idiot gaping about? It was just a door. No biggie.

Kakashi sighed. Oh yeah, forgot he was here. "Well, let's start. Naruto, you dust. Sasuke, sweep. Sakura, you can wash the windows. I'll read." And with that, he plopped down on a chair and flipped open his dumb orange book. I heard Naruto mutter something about "Chair-breaking no jutsu."

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Did you like it? Review please! And also, no flames. Remember, it's my first fic, so please, please, please be nice! I don't know if anyone will like this, and if no one does, I won't continue. But I was thinking I could do little missions like this one for all the different cells Asuma's, Kurenai's, etc. Or maybe a few more for Team 7, and then go on…Anyway, suggestions and constructive criticism are/is welcome. I'm open for new ideas for the missions and basically everything, should this story continue. Thankies!

Kia