I am here, with a Total Drama story, featuring all 24 campers from the three seasons!
Enjoy the story!
"Welcome back, to Camp Wawanakwa!" Chris exclaimed, flashing one of his smiles.
"We have another great season for you, with more drama, ratings, and of course…our favorite competitors!" the host went on.
"Today is the beginning, and by the end, our winner will win a huge reward!" Chris announced, throwing his hands up in the air.
He walked over to the Dock of Shame. "How will our campers react? And who will win the million? Scratch that, we've got five million on the line this season!"
"Find out what's going to happen next, right here, right now, on Total…Drama…Mayhem!"
Theme song plays
Chris appears on the Dock of Shame, smiles at the camera, when Izzy comes crashing down at him.
Camera shifts to Duncan and Geoff, who are laughing at Chris's misfortune, when Eva punches both of them.
Camera pans to the beach, where Heather is getting a tan, and Sierra shows up carrying Cody, who swims into the ocean.
Cody finds Bridgette, who is surfing. He then gets pulled underwater by an octopus, and DJ leaps in to save him.
Cody and DJ find LeShawna and Gwen fighting off the octopus. Cody gets launched out of the ocean, where he lands next to Katie and Sadie, who whisper to each other.
Camera moves to Justin, who pours water on himself, and Courtney swoons against her will. Noah then scoffs at him.
Trent is shown playing guitar with Lindsay and Tyler dancing to it, but Tyler falls and lands on Owen, who farts.
The gas reaches Alejandro, who faints and is seen by Harold, who ignores him.
Harold rushes away and meets up with Ezekiel and Beth, who then ducks into a bear cave.
The three of them fly towards the campfire, where they land and find everyone else waiting.
"Welcome back to Total Drama Mayhem!" Chris announced. "It is time to introduce our campers!"
The Boat of Losers then arrived with the first camper, which was Geoff.
"Geoff! Good to see you!" Chris fist-bumped him as he walked off.
"Hey, Chris, you too!" Geoff exclaimed. The next boat came around, and Gwen jumped off. "I am so not doing this."
Chris grinned at her. "Actually, you are. You signed the contract, so you have to be here."
She moaned and joined Geoff at the far side of the dock. The next boat arrived with not one, not two, not three, not five, but six campers on the boat.
"Katie! Sadie! Cody! Trent! Nice to see you!" Chris exclaimed. "This is going to be so much fun!"
"What about us?" Ezekiel and Beth asked.
"You're not that interesting, and technically you have been introduced." [1]
The two prairie people shrugged and went to the side where the rest of the campers were.
The next boat had eight campers on it, and they joined the rest on the dock. "Hey guys! Eva, Izzy, Heather, Courtney, Duncan, Justin, Owen, and Noah!" Great to see you!"
"Wish I could say the same to you, but…one, I don't, and two, we all hate you." Noah remarked sarcastically.
Chris glared at him. "As usual, Noah has assumed his sarcastic position. Way to go, dude."
Noah rolled his eyes at him. "At least people hate you more than they hate me," he commented. "We hate you so much, you need a new word for that type of hate!"
Everyone laughed at that, and Chris glared at him. Again. How unoriginal.
"Let's just introduce the rest of the cast, shall we?" Chris asked rhetorically.
Confession Cam
Noah- "My know-it-all status is way to much for that narcissistic torture machine."
Chris- "I'll get Noah for that. I am the host, after all."
"Here's the rest of the cast!" Chris introduced. "Lindsay, LeShawna, DJ, Bridgette, Eva, Alejandro, Sierra, and Tyler!"
Lindsay walked towards him with luggage in hand. "Hi, Chip! I'm glad to be back."
"It's Chris. And we're glad to have you back!" he responded.
"No you're not." Gwen muttered. "Just glad to torture us again."
"True!" Chris replied to her comment. "Let's get to the challenge!"
Everybody groaned at that. "A challenge already?" Heather asked. "Can't we just get into teams?"
"About that…" Chris trailed off. "The challenge is about getting into teams. Your goal is to race all the way around the island to the one-thousand foot cliff. During the race, you must collect a flag. They are somewhere along the track."
"What then?" Harold called out.
"I wasn't finished!" Chris answered. "Anyway, I'll meet you at the cliff, where I'll explain part two of the challenge. Anyway…go!"
The contestants rushed off, and they trampled Chris, knocking him over with his face bruised.
Confession Cam
Chris- (is all bruised) "Yeah, I took a bit of a beating there. That's going to take a lot of money for physical therapy."
Chef- "Physical therapy? Pretty boy needs to start working, and stop worrying about his face!"
Gwen- "What we did to Chris was awesome! Even if I was eliminated for it, I'd do it again in a heartbeat."
The Woods…
The contestants were rushing through the woods, with Eva in the lead. She turned back and noticed that Cody, Harold, Noah, and Izzy were missing. She shrugged it off and turned back towards the track. She saw a flag up ahead in the treetop, and she grabbed it easily and then raced ahead.
Courtney, behind the fitness freak, was struggling with this when Duncan came up to her. "What's the matter, Princess, running not your forte?"
Courtney slapped him in the face. "Stop imitating Noah! I've got a challenge to win!"
Duncan had fallen over, and Courtney raced forward. "To victory!"
Confession Cam
Duncan- "Man, that chick is determined! It's so hot!"
Courtney- "Me and Duncan? Please. As if. When penguins fly. When dolphins walk."
Chris- "Those are strange metaphors. When penguins fly? When dolphins walk? What does it all mean?"
Noah and Izzy…
Noah just sat there, reading, when Izzy appeared suddenly. "What do you want, Izzy?"
"Do you want to team up with me?" She blurted out.
Noah looked up at her. "Are you serious? Why would you want to team up with me?"
Izzy shrugged. "I don't know! Maybe it was like this one time, where this egghead was plotting against me, and I totally taught that guy a lesson! Yeah, yeah! He's in prison now, but it was totally awesome! There was like, blood, and it was cool!"
Noah stared at her. "You really are crazy."
"Come on! It'll be fun!"
"No."
"Please?"
"No, Izzy!"
"Pretty please?"
"No, Izzy, no!"
Izzy eyed him carefully, and walked away. "I'll be back, my young friend."
Confession Cam
Izzy- "He'll never see it coming. You'll all see it! Except him. Cause he's an egghead." [2]
Noah- "Izzy is completely nuts! Totally psycho! And you ask why I'm nuts, being sarcastic and all. Look at her!"
Noah and Izzy…
Izzy hid in the trees, being the sneak that she is. At just the right moment, she leaped out at Noah and grabbed him.
"Izzy, what are you doing? Izzy…Let go of me!"
Izzy ran away from the scene, cackling madly as the egghead desperately tried to escape from he grasp.
Chris…
The host chuckled. "Well, well, well, Noah and Izzy drama, I see!"
He turned towards the camera. "We'll be back after the break, right here on Total…Drama…Mayhem!"
Short chapter, I think.
Please read and review!
Oh, and awesome twist. You guys get to vote on who leaves!
Basically, I make a poll for the elimination, and everybody can vote on who they want to leave.
If you vote, you must review! Requirement!
[1]- I'll get back at Chris for breaking the fourth wall.
[2]- Special nickname for Noah, used in tons of stories.
There is one episode every week, not sure how many chapters that will be. It depends on the episode.
Expected Update: Sometime before Friday.