Summary: Hermione stumbles upon a scene she was not quite prepared for: semi-naked Severus and his wand. Response to the WIKTT "You've Got To Be Kidding" 100 word challenge.
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DIRTY SEVERUS
Propping herself against the doorframe for much needed support, Hermione struggled to muffle her laughter while watching her oblivious husband posture for the rooting restroom mirror.
"Oh, you big bad Slytherin! Again!"
Egged on by the mirror, the newly appointed DADA professor entered a mock draw. He quickly brandished the wand held at his side and threateningly aimed it at an imaginary foe.
With a sneer, he taunted, "Make my day."
No more Dirty Harry for him, Hermione thought. She then strolled forward, snagged the towel from Severus' waist and playfully swatted his bare arse.
"You've got to be kidding."
THE END