A/N: You thought my Detective Conan one was bizarre? Wait till I'm finished here, you'll have whole new definitions of surreal.

"Who cares why, it's freaking me out!" Yugi yelled into the phone. Yami was eating popcorn and staring at him upside down from the couch; for reasons known only to the chipmunk gods of Manga, they had woken up that morning with separate bodies. Well, more accurately, Yugi had woken up and found Yami already halfway through breakfast. ("You look tired... Pass the apricot jam?") A few minutes later, Yami had announced pointedly that the two pieces of bread that were in the pantry did not count as breakfast, and Yugi managed to find a questionable popcorn package in the freezer. And now he was calling Téa to let some of the belated panic slough off.

"Are you sure he's not just... Um, whatever's normal?" she asked for the umpteenth time. Yugi could almost hear her gesturing vauely.

"He's eating popcorn! Here, listen, it's making noise!" He held the receiver out and Yami crunched a piece loudly.

"Sorry, do you want some?"

"See? SEE?"

"I'll bring Joey and Tristan over."

"I'm glad grandpa's out of town today..."

"Oh, yeah... See you soon."

Yugi glanced over at the munching sound.

"Can you at least try not to drop half of it in the couch?"

"You made it. Besides, I'm not sure why you're being so contrary now. You were just fine when I made you toast."

"Yes, but that was then. This is now, after I've come out of shock."

"Well get back into it, you're being annoying."

Ryou Bakura, however, was not affected by this strange phenomenon, and got up and made breakfast for himself. He looked up at his calender, and his eyes widened. Today? It can't be today already! He grinned, and started running around the house wildly. "Clothes, clothes, need jeans- Ah! Here they are! Still need to clean my room, oh well, she'll have to manage without, GYAAAH, is that the time? I'm going to be LATE! Where did I put those house keys?" He didn't even stop talking to himself as he was sprinting out the door, jumping into one of his sneakers and tying the other with his teeth. Oh, he had to go fast fast fast, if he missed the incoming flight she'd be maaaaaaaaad. He hadn't seen her in ages- this would be so fun! Finally, he could take it no longer and screamed at the top of his lungs as he barreled into the street.

"MY SISTER'S IN TOWN!"