This fanfic is an inspiration from C33you on deviantart. She had some Homestuck versus pics and I just felt the need to write a fanfic on them.
Disclaimer: I don't own Homestuck. That belongs to the almighty Hussie.
Karkat yawned as he typed a reply to Terezi in his respiteblock. She sent him a message a while ago, but due to his memo writing, he had lost track of time and ignored the message for now.
carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling gallowsCallibrator [GA]
CG: HEY TEREZI SORRY ABOUT IGNORING YOU. I WAS BUSY WITH STUFF
GA: 1T'S OK4Y K4RKL3S. BUT NOW 1'M SO BOR3D.
CG: WELL WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO ABOUT IT?
GA: 1 DON'T KNOW. COM3 OV3R OR SOM3TH1NG :]
CG: AAUGH...WHY DO I CONTINOUSLY HAVE TO ENTERTAIN YOU WITH SOME LAME BRAIN SCHEME OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT?
GA: H3H3H3
CG: EITHER WAY IT'S NOT LIKE I HAVE A CHOICE. I'LL BE OVER THERE IN A FEW.
GA: COOL S33 YOU SOON :]
gallowsCallibrator [GA] ceased trolling carcinoGeneticist
Karkat sighed as he shut his husktop before rubbing his eyes. He felt really stressed over the past few days. He kept having these strange visions in his sleep. One continuous one was him holding his weapon, standing not too far from some adult troll who looked exactly like him.
He shook off the thought and stood up. With a stretch, he walked off to open the door when it was opened for him. Or rather, by someone. The troll frowned at the person before him, his dopey grin never fading.
"GAMZEE, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?"
"WhOa! ChIlL oUt bEsT fRiEnD. i JuSt MoThErFuCkInG cAmE tO hAnG oUt WiTh YoU aNd MaYbE eVeN eAt sOmE pIe."
"FIRST, WE BOTH FUCKING KNOW I'D NEVER EAT THAT DISGUSTING SLOP IN A MILLION FUCKING YEARS. SECONDLY, I'M ALREADY GOING TO HANG OUT WITH TEREZI."
Gamzee's smile faltered a little, "Aw ReAlLy? I rEaLlY wAnTeD tO mOtHeRfUcKiNg ChIlL wItH yOu ToDaY."
"WHY DON'T YOU GO HANG OUT WITH YOUR OTHER FRIENDS? LIKE THAT BULL HORNED WEAKLING."
"TaVbRo? YEaH I GuEsS yOu'Re RiGhT. I CoUlD cHiLl WiTh HiM...mAyBe EvEn ThRoW sOmE sIcK bEaTs."
The indigo blood's face lit up at the thought of rapping with his close friend. He pat Karkat on the head, much to the other's chagrin and walked off, honking at some points.
Karkat grumbled at his moirail and walking out of his hive and over to the blind troll's. He finally reached Terezi's hive and found that she was already sitting at the steps. She grinned widely and stood up, running to the nubby horned troll.
"K4RKL3S! 1'M SO GL4D YOU C4M3."
"WELL WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU THINK? I WAS GOING TO IGNORE OR SOMETHING?!."
Terezi merely grinned and licked Karkat's face which earned a yell and stumble.
"AAUGH! I WISH YOU'D STOP DOING THAT SHIT!"
The teal blood just giggled and nearly dragged the shorter troll inside her hive.
~.~.~.~.~
"PLEASE STOP TEREZI. I'M LITERALLY BEGGING YOU.."
"4W. BUT 1'M H4V1NG FUN~"
"WELL AS YOU CAN SEE. I'M NOT.
Terezi was currently drawing on Karkat with some chalk she picked up. Reds, blues, yellows and shades of blue coated the troll's face and uncovered arms, as Terezi had lifted the sleeves of his shirt up. He growled as he viewed her handiwork.
"YOU KNOW I HAVE TO WASH THIS SHIT OFF WHEN I GET HOME. AND THAT IS ANNOYING."
"Y3AH BUT YOU T4STE D3L1C1OUS R1GHT NOW." She teased as he licked some red chalk off his arm.
He sighed and just sat and let Terezi continue to color him.
~.~.~.~.~
"uH, gAMZEE,,,dO YOU FEEL LIKE SOMETHING'S OFF?"
"NaW bRo. It FeElS pReTtY bItChTiTs RiGhT nOw HoNk!"
Gamzee was sitting with Tavros in an old building they had found while adventuring playfully. He and Tavros had just finished rapping and were now talking about nonsensical things. That is until the bull horned troll felt a churning feeling in his gut like something was going to happen.
Something bad.
But his relaxed friend had yet to think about such a thing. He just rolled around on the ground, honking and giggling. Tavros let a small smile touch his face as he stared at his friend. He's seen Gamzee in a serious mood once and it really bugged the rust blood to no end, so he was content with the juggalo this way.
"So WhAtChA wAnNa Do NoW tAv?"
"uM, I, uH, dON'T KNOW."
Gamzee hummed and played with the shorter one's mohawk. The two trolls spent their time laughing at random jokes and such. They were so distracted that they didn't notice the pair of eyes watching them from the shadows.
~.~.~.~.~
"TEREZI, WHAT'S UP WITH YOU?"
"1 F33L W31RD...L1KE SOM3TH1NG B4D 1S GO1NG TO H4PP3N."
"IT MUST BE ALL A PART OF YOUR FUCKING IMAGINATION. PROBABLY FROM ALL THAT CHALK THAT YOU'VE CONSUMED."
Terezi scowled a bit and wrapped a noose around her scalemate. She knew something was going to happen, she could feel it, see it with her mind's eye. Though who or what was going to cause the trouble was what she couldn't grasp.
"-EZI. HEY TEREZI?"
She shook her head and focused her pure red eyes on the nubby troll.
"WH4T K4RKL3S?"
He raised a brow at his friend. She'd normally be licking him and cackling like a madman...madwoman. But instead, she was quiet and thoughtful. Maybe that bad feeling she felt was true. He opened his mouth to speak when a loud bang and rumble sounded from outside.
Terezi immediately stood up and walked over to the door, ignoring Karkat's calls for her to stop. She yanked open the door and followed the loud noise that shook the ground below her feet. Karkat quickly chased after the troll.
"TEREZI WAIT UP."
The girl didn't listen and merely continued her pace until she felt herself bump into something. She grunted as she hit the ground. Karkat ran and finally saw her on the floor. He was so focused on her, he didn't notice the form before her.
"HEY! TEREZI! OH FUCK, ARE YOU OKAY? WHY'D YOU RUN OFF LIKE-"
He stopped as his eyes met the being that stood tall and frightening. Karkat froze and gazed into the eyes that bore into him. The ones that he had seen in his visions all the time.
The blood red eyes that seemed to pierce his very soul.
"Karkat."
"Y-YOU'RE..."
Well I hope you enjoyed this chappie. I realize it was short, but I shall update this tomorrow or the day after. Tell me how you feel about this. If there's anything I need to fix or if the quirks or attitudes are wrong.
Gamzee: HiT tHaT mOtHeRfUcKiNg ReViEw BuTtOn! HoNk!
